As a parent, I totally understand the job-seeking game. You have to come across as enthusiastic and passionate about a position, even if it’s not your dream gig. But here’s the thing: when I’m looking for a babysitter, I want to know who I’m really hiring. I don’t want to think I’m bringing in someone who’s a nurturing caregiver only to find out I’ve got a character from a stoner comedy on my hands. So let’s be real about what I don’t want to read in your babysitting profile:
I love to bake.
While it’s nice to say, I’ve seen no evidence of this. The only thing I’ve found after a month of your babysitting is a collection of dried-out Play-Doh on the window sill.
I love crafts.
Sticking stickers on my kids’ faces doesn’t count as a craft. Let’s face it, that’s just chaos.
I enjoy outdoor adventures.
A backyard equipped with a rusty swing set, an old sandbox, and a broken hose isn’t exactly what I’d call an adventure zone.
I’ll prepare healthy meals for your child.
Let’s be honest: you’re going to make do with whatever’s in my pantry. Good luck finding quinoa in a house filled with leftover pizza and snack packs.
I love kids.
Who doesn’t like kids when it’s just a few hours a day? But let’s not pretend it’s all rainbows and butterflies.
I have ten years of experience.
You’re 14. I’m not buying it.
Children are the future and should be nurtured.
Sure, but not for less than $15 to $20 an hour, am I right?
I’m passionate about caring for kids.
I’m passionate about desserts, but that doesn’t mean I can bake a cake.
I grew up around kids.
Most of us did, but that doesn’t make you an expert.
I enjoy the excitement kids bring to life.
Excitement often includes tantrums and flying toys. Not exactly my idea of a good time.
Let’s agree that these lines are just fluff that could make anyone roll their eyes hard enough to trigger an earthquake. How about we get straight to the point? You need a job, and while you may not adore my kids, you can keep them safe and sound.
If you really want to catch my attention, tell me you know survival skills. Then I’ll feel much better knowing you can handle a situation when the power goes out and the pets decide to join the chaos.
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In summary, let’s skip the clichés and get real about what you can offer as a babysitter. Keep it honest, and we’ll all be better off.
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