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The term “Geriatric Millennials” has surfaced, and to be frank, I really dislike it. As Millennials, we’ve faced a barrage of criticism from both the older generation (looking at you, Boomers) and the younger crowd (hands off our skinny jeans, Gen Z). Those of us at the older end of the Millennial spectrum have endured even more scrutiny due to our unique upbringing, which straddled the old-school analog world and the new digital landscape. I personally identify with the “Oregon Trail Generation” (those born between 1980-1985), also known as Xennials or Elderly Millennials. Now, with this new label—GERIATRIC MILLENNIALS—I’m firmly rejecting it on behalf of us all.
Where Did This Term Come From?
So, where did this term come from? It originated from a piece on Medium that seemed intended to be complimentary. It discussed how we “geriatrics” (in our late 30s or just hitting 40, thank you very much) are skilled at leading both younger and older colleagues when it comes to technology. This adaptability stems from our experience with platforms like MySpace and Facebook in their infancy, as well as being comfortable with what today’s youth are into. We understand landlines, remember using postal mail, and have lived through the disappointment of a sold-out blockbuster film as well as the joy of endless streaming options. We truly can navigate both worlds.
The Problem with the Label
While it’s actually impressive that we can operate easily across generational lines, branding us as geriatric is not the best way to acknowledge our abilities. It’s evident that no one quite knows how to categorize us, given the multitude of labels we’ve had over the years. We were using AOL Instant Messenger for sixth-grade sleepovers while also having to awkwardly chat with a friend’s parent when calling their house phone. Our experiences encompass both the old and new ways of socializing, schooling, dating, job hunting, and everything else you can imagine. But “GERIATRIC”? Come on.
I can still put on my socks without sitting down. I know how to use Venmo. I jam out to Megan Thee Stallion. I only need glasses for night driving. I rarely reach for Tums. While I might not create TikTok videos or know the latest dances, I do have an account. I certainly don’t feel geriatric. Isn’t it enough that pregnancies are termed “geriatric” past the age of 35? Now we are being targeted for reasons unrelated to our actual age?
The oldest Gen Xers are just beginning to retire early, yet Millennials already have a “geriatric” label? Are we going to be given coloring books and old-timey music in the Millennial nursing home? A “prom” featuring Backstreet Boys and Britney hits? A cafeteria serving Lunchables and Gushers to evoke nostalgia? If we’re being pushed out to pasture, at least let’s make it entertaining.
Alternative Terms
There are so many other terms that would be more fitting without conjuring images of grandpas in cardigans with a pocketful of Werther’s Originals. How about “First Millennials”? “Millennials 1.0”? “Millennials: Tokyo Drift”? Honestly, anything would be better than GERIATRIC.
Look, I understand that age is just a number, and what others call us doesn’t impact how we live our lives, wear our jeans, or how we feel. However, even actual geriatrics don’t want to be called geriatric, so let’s put an end to this nonsense, thank you.
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In summary, the label “Geriatric Millennials” is not only unflattering but also fails to recognize the unique position our generation occupies. We are adept at navigating both the analog and digital worlds, and we deserve a term that reflects our versatility without the negative connotations.