Dear Speedster,
First off, can we please talk about your driving speed? I can’t yell this out loud because I’m standing in front of my house, on the sidewalk, with my two small kids, and I don’t want them to pick up on my frustration. Well, to be honest, they’ve heard me vent before, but let’s keep this between us. I’m really close to just shouting at you.
Picture this: my son is happily doodling with sidewalk chalk while my daughter is doing her best to escape my grip. She’s fiercely independent, always eager to dash off at the slightest chance. It’s my job to ensure they stay safe and don’t dart into the street after a wayward ball or to greet a neighbor. But your reckless speed has me on edge. Can you please just slow down? We hardly get to enjoy our front yard because of your need for speed.
The speed limit on our street is a modest 25 mph, yet you zoom past at a much higher velocity. I’ve seen you texting or chatting on your phone while you speed by, which is even more alarming.
Sometimes, you’re a teenager, music blaring as you race to pick up your girlfriend. I know her and she’s a wonderful girl. I wonder if her mom is aware of how recklessly you’re driving. I might just give her a call. Seriously, take it down a notch.
Other times, you’re an older woman in a Buick, and I can’t help but be surprised. Don’t you have kids or grandkids? Or any little ones you care about? We’ve exchanged pleasantries before, and I know you’re kind-hearted. But do you really not worry about the possibility of hitting a child? I like you, but honestly, please SLOW DOWN.
Then there are the parents like you, racing by in minivans, seemingly in a rush to get somewhere important. You have little ones of your own, but you zoom past mine without a second thought. I understand you might be late to work or the grocery store, but you’re making me anxious. SLOW DOWN.
And let’s not forget the middle-aged folks who wave as you drive by, mistaking my frantic arm motions as a friendly greeting, when really I’m just begging you to SLOW DOWN.
It’s concerning that you might not even realize how fast you’re going. Sure, I keep a watchful eye on my kids, but why can’t you also adhere to the law? We’ve done everything we can to keep our street safe, but it still feels like a racetrack. From one concerned parent to all the speedsters out there: Please, SLOW DOWN. And if I ever get the chance to speak to you again, don’t be surprised if I call you out. You’re asking for it.
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In summary, please think twice before speeding down our neighborhood streets. We want to enjoy our time outside without the fear of reckless driving putting our children at risk.
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