The silver lining (if you look really closely) of this chaotic pandemic is that it has opened our eyes to what we truly appreciate. Our health, for starters. And let’s not forget toilet paper. Plus, the joy of takeout and delivery services—thank you, delivery heroes!
I’ve also developed a newfound appreciation for anything that offers a bit of me-time, stress relief, and happiness, especially after being cooped up with a bunch of kids for what feels like forever. Sometimes that’s a long, hot shower. Other times, it’s a glass or two of wine. But let’s be real—a little private time with my favorite vibrator can’t be beaten. Or the ultimate trifecta: a glass of wine, followed by a long, hot shower, with my (waterproof!) vibrator in hand. Yes, please!
Our confessional is filled with women who understand the importance of a good release and the invaluable role of a trusty friend (mine is purple!) in achieving that.
Confessions from the Heart
Take, for instance, a confession from a woman who feels that her partner has become distant: “My husband has become so lazy and boring in bed that I’d rather just use my vibrator and think about my favorite romance book characters.”
Another woman shares her struggles, saying, “I see why older women all have vibrators. My arthritis makes it tough to reach satisfaction, especially since my husband doesn’t help with that.”
Let’s not kid ourselves; as we age, our sexual dynamics change. One woman admitted, “I bought my first sex toy today on impulse—a bullet vibrator. My husband and I are both on antidepressants, and his interest has faded, but I still crave intimacy.”
Whether it’s your birthday or just a Tuesday, don’t hesitate to indulge yourself with a new toy. You deserve it! One woman decided to treat herself to a clit-sucking vibrator using her husband’s credit card because, let’s face it, she’s earned it.
Kids and “Me Time”
We’re all familiar with kids being “cock-blockers,” but what about those moments when they interrupt your “vibration station”? Kids can be top-notch at ruining your “me time,” can’t they?
Another confessed, “I just took the batteries out of the thermometer to power my vibrator for some lunchtime self-care. Sorry, not sorry!”
And let’s not forget the bliss of booking a hotel room just for you—complete with wine, trashy movies, and your favorite vibrator. What a well-deserved escape from the everyday noise!
Embrace Self-Care
In the end, whether you’re diving into the vibrating world for the first time or you’ve got a collection lined up on your dresser, make sure to carve out time for yourself. After all, a little alone time with your favorite toy is a true form of self-care.
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In summary, the pandemic has taught us to cherish the little things, including the importance of self-care and personal pleasure. Embrace your needs and make time for yourself—you truly deserve it.