Updated: Jan. 8, 2021
Originally Published: Jan. 8, 2021
I like to think of myself as an endearingly seasoned married woman. My partner and I have been together for nearly 22 years, celebrating 17 of those as a married couple. We’ve experienced all the ups and downs: weddings, funerals, home purchases, adding children to our family, job changes, and tackling health crises. The list goes on and on.
I don’t claim to have all the answers about marriage. After all, every day brings a fresh challenge. Despite the multitude of “expert” marriage books, seminars, and podcasts, no one truly has all the solutions. Often, marriage is just plain amusing. Honestly, no one can drive me crazier or make me laugh harder than my spouse. I can love and hate them in the same five minutes. It turns out, I’m not alone in this sentiment. These social media posts capture the essence of married life perfectly.
Intimacy in Marriage
First up, let’s discuss intimacy. Who could forget that candid post by Bella Thompson back in December, where she wore nothing but a bra, some undies, and socks while cuddling her dog? Even better was her partner’s cheeky response: “Can’t say no to that.” This couple always keeps it steamy—and real—at the same time. (It was my top post of 2020!)
Then there’s the reality that many of us have a limited and rather outdated lingerie collection. (Can we even call it that?) Who wants to don something silky or lacy when there’s that comfy, old tank top hiding in the dresser? Plus, we all know we have mere seconds to get things going before the kids interrupt with their endless snack requests or sibling disputes.
In truth, we’re often just too exhausted to be intimate. So, we end up sleeping and then complaining the next morning about what our partner did during the night—snoring, restless legs, blanket thievery, thermostat mishaps, or invading our personal space.
In-Laws: A Blessing or a Curse?
In-laws can be both a blessing and a curse, but rarely both. Some can be a touch passive-aggressive, offering unsolicited “advice” on everything from parenting to cooking, and even the best places to live. And let’s not forget those “thanks-but-no-thanks” gifts.
Maybe it’s not your in-laws trying to take charge, but rather your partner. Here’s the reality: When your spouse says “whatever,” it never truly means just that. “Whatever” is a façade. I promise. It usually indicates some hidden resentment or an unfulfilled need that needs addressing.
The truth is, we all want things to go our way, and we’re sure life would be smoother if our partner just did what we asked. What’s so complicated about this? Hey, love. I know how to do this right. I know how I want things to unfold. Just please, please, follow my clear instructions the first time, okay? Life would be so much easier if you did.
The Bathroom Break Dilemma
Now, if your partner declares they “need” to use the bathroom, all married folks know what this really means—they’re taking their phone in there for an extended scroll through social media. Because there’s no way someone takes 30 minutes to use the restroom.
There’s always one partner (maybe it’s you?) who handles all the gift-buying and wrapping for holidays, baby showers, birthdays, and anniversaries. Meanwhile, the other one has no clue what’s hidden inside those beautiful packages but sure enjoys soaking up the credit for the joy on the recipient’s face. Insert eye roll here.
Compromise and Support
Confession: I totally push my partner to exercise daily, mostly because I don’t want to be left alone with all these kids if they neglect their health. Turns out, I’m not alone in this! Jamie Parker and Taylor Reed once had a silly argument on the bathroom floor over going for a walk. (Yes, you read that correctly. Don’t pretend you and your spouse have never bickered over something trivial.) Marriage is all about compromise, right? (Jamie claims I’m wrong).
Ultimately, we should have each other’s backs and appreciate each other’s strengths. For instance, I’m great at advocating for our kids and keeping us organized, while my partner excels at playing with them, including epic dodgeball matches. We each contribute something unique that somehow makes everything come together.
Marriage is undoubtedly hard work, but it’s also a chance to practice letting things go. Yes, we sometimes argue over the silliest things—like who left the garage light on. However, we’re also incredibly grateful to have each other, navigating life and embracing whatever comes next. Every day truly is an adventure, one we can laugh and cry over—together.
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Summary
This article explores the humorous realities of long-term marriage through relatable anecdotes and social media posts. It highlights the ups and downs couples face, such as intimacy struggles, managing in-laws, and navigating daily life together. Ultimately, it emphasizes the importance of supporting each other and finding joy in the journey of marriage.