As the back-to-school season rolls around, every parent knows the hustle and bustle that comes with it. Here’s a lighthearted guide to help you navigate this chaotic yet exciting time.
B
Books your child was meant to read over the summer but didn’t. Don’t beat yourself up about it; you’re definitely not the only one.
C
Calories from those indulgent coffee drinks you down the night before school starts, just to stay awake and get everything in order.
D
Donuts to bribe your less-than-enthusiastic kids (especially teens) out of bed on the first day of school.
E
Emergency contact forms you fill out every year, despite the information being exactly the same as last year.
F
Forgetfulness. No matter how organized you try to be, something is bound to slip your mind.
G
Girlfriends who lend an ear to your complaints and support you through the chaos.
H
Hugs in the morning. And if it’s the first day of kindergarten, expect an abundance of hugs throughout the day.
I
iPhones, iPads, and iPods. The essential gadgets your child insists are critical to their existence, where “I” is the most important word.
J
First day jitters. There are countless wonderful books written on this topic that perfectly capture the anxiety.
K
Kisses goodnight on the last night of summer vacation, and those quick pecks before your child heads into the schoolyard.
L
The last Minion lunchbox on the shelf—snatched by another mom just before you could grab it for your son.
M
The money that seems to vanish after shopping for new clothes and supplies, leaving your bank account feeling light.
N
The neighbor who isn’t home when you desperately need laundry detergent to clean that favorite blouse for the next day.
O
The release that comes from indulging in some well-deserved me time after a long back-to-school prep.
P
The perfect outfit you plan to wear on the first day of school. Let’s be honest; moms want to look good too!
Q
Those quiet moments at night when you lie awake, reflecting on how quickly time flies.
R
Reconnaissance missions while driving around town hunting for all the necessary school supplies—pencils, pens, folders, and more.
S
Sex. Refer back to O for relief of the built-up tension.
T
Teacher assignments that come with their own set of expectations and adjustments.
U
The reassurance of wearing clean underwear just in case something unexpected happens.
V
Vacation is officially over, and it’s time to embrace the school routine.
W
That well-deserved glass of wine once the kids are finally tucked in for the night.
X
The countless Xs marking all the forms you have to fill out, each one more tedious than the last.
Y
Years of believing that this year will be the one where you finally get it all together. Spoiler alert: it probably won’t be.
Z
All those ZZZs you’re missing while your kids are young, but you wouldn’t trade these moments for anything. They’ll grow up fast, and one day, they’ll be off on their own adventures.
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In summary, the back-to-school season is a whirlwind of emotions, tasks, and memories. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!
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