As we dive into the holiday season, let’s not forget about the middle child—the often overlooked sibling who seems to blend into the background while the oldest and youngest bask in the limelight. With all the attention on the youngest, who’s usually the center of family antics, and the eldest, who tends to take charge at festive gatherings, the middle child waits patiently for their moment to shine. Spoiler alert: it might never happen. Thankfully, they can now indulge in a special candle designed just for them.
The creative minds at Whiskey River Candle Co. brought us “A Candle For The Middle Child,” featuring the cheeky description: “Largely invisible scent.” The label cheekily encourages, “Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.” It’s a witty nod to the often unrecognized role of the middle child, who is left to their own devices while parents focus on the achievements of their eldest and the whims of the youngest.
But here’s the twist—the middle child can also gift their siblings candles that humorously spotlight the truths of their lives. The candle for the youngest sibling reads, “Smells like an afterthought. Why are you always in the way?” This sentiment rings true for many, especially when recalling family vacations where the youngest often ended up on the fold-out sofa. Meanwhile, the candle for the firstborn boasts, “Smells like you’re just more important. You had to have your own candle, didn’t you.” As a proud firstborn myself, I can confidently say, YES!
As families gather for the holidays, tensions may rise—especially with that Uncle who insists on sporting his MAGA hat and Confederate belt buckle. The best remedy? A few rounds of tequila to ease the petty squabbles and unite the siblings for a common goal: surviving Christmas dinner. The following morning, the “Hangovers” candle, labeled “Smells like hair of the dog,” will surely come in handy. It humorously advises, “And don’t talk to me again until I’m on my second Bloody Mary.” Sounds about right, doesn’t it?
Despite the chaos, siblings are ultimately on the same team. Most of the time.
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Summary:
The Middle Child Candle from Whiskey River Candle Co. humorously acknowledges the often-unseen role of middle children during the holiday season. With playful labels that resonate with sibling dynamics, these candles not only bring laughter but also create a sense of belonging for those in the middle.