As the festive season approaches, you’re sure to find yourself at a gathering where a gift exchange is in order. If you’re fortunate, your hosts might organize a white elephant party—a delightful excuse to purchase the most wonderfully terrible gift imaginable.
To provide a bit of background, the term “white elephant” is said to have originated from the King of Siam, who would gift rare albino elephants to his less favored courtiers. The intention was to financially burden them with the upkeep of these magnificent creatures. Thankfully, today’s white elephant parties don’t involve caring for large animals that could tromp through your living room. Instead, the focus is on the hilarity of the gifts. The aim is to “entertain, not gain” when you leave the party. Truly, what a time to be alive!
While the idea of selecting the worst gift ever is thrilling, it can conflict with our sense of propriety. You might hesitate to buy something like fake dog vomit or a 100-foot orange extension cord (which I may or may not have purchased at the last gathering). But fret not! I’ve compiled a list of items that will have your friends begging to host another white elephant party.
Gift Ideas for Your White Elephant Party
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Bearded Beanie Cap With Mustache “Wind Guard”
$29.99 at Amazon
Now you can embrace hipster culture without the hassle of actual facial hair! This quirky hat is sure to be a hit at your holiday gathering. -
Sparkle Toots: The Original Tooting Unicorn Plush
$29.99 at Amazon
This magical unicorn lets out a fart when you squeeze its taco bag! With phrases like “Don’t squeeze me, I’ll toot!” it’s bound to get some laughs. -
King Crab Pillow
$14.56 at Amazon
Have you ever wished to cuddle up with king crab legs? If so, this pillow is perfect for you! Bonus points if it ends up in the hands of the snarkiest mom at the party. -
I Could Pee On This
$9.89 at Amazon
Because who doesn’t think cats are a bit mischievous? This book is a hilarious nod to the antics of our feline friends. -
KYW Pimple Popping Toy
$9.98 at Amazon
For the pimple-popping enthusiast in your circle, this toy allows for a stress-relieving experience as users can pop fake pimples to their heart’s content. -
Cordless Vibrating Nipple Suckers
$36.99 at Jet.com
What better way to create some awkward moments at the office than with this cheeky gift? It’s sure to be the most talked-about item of the night. -
Richboom Donald Trump Toilet Paper
$7.97 at Amazon
This tongue-in-cheek gift is perfect for anyone who enjoys a little political humor.
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In summary, white elephant parties are a fantastic way to combine humor and creativity with gift-giving. Embrace the opportunity to find the most outrageous gifts that will leave everyone laughing. The more ridiculous, the better!