100+ Quotes from “The Big Bang Theory” That Are Out of This World

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For twelve incredible seasons, The Big Bang Theory captivated audiences with its quirky insights on science, entertaining characters, and plenty of laughs. From unforgettable catchphrases like “Bazinga!” to the endearing antics of Sheldon Cooper and his friends, the show has left a lasting mark on pop culture. Here’s a selection of some of the most iconic lines that fans will cherish forever.

  1. “Paper beats rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as always, rock crushes scissors.” — Sheldon Cooper
  2. “I’m the ruler of all nerds.” — Leonard
  3. “I really do want to throw my poop at her.” — Penny
  4. “My mother used to say, ‘Doing puzzles is like having a thousand friends.’ She was quite the imaginative storyteller.” — Amy Farrah Fowler
  5. “I’m a passionate engineer; I don’t joke about math or romance.” — Howard Wolowitz
  6. “While you’re busy building computers or practicing your cello, you’re actually becoming interesting. When people notice you, they’ll discover someone way cooler than they imagined. And for those who thrived in high school, it’s over—sorry.” — Leonard
  7. “If anyone’s curious, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s just like every year—buying confused chicken from the store and eating it straight out of the package over the sink.” — Raj
  8. “You’d better find my husband’s mother, because we’re leaving this airport with a deceased woman, one way or another.” — Bernadette
  9. “What’s up, Shel-Bot?” — Penny
  10. “It’s a Saturnalia miracle.” — Leonard
  11. “The only contribution she could make to science is if they started sending monkeys into space.” — Sheldon Cooper
  12. “I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie at my Uncle Murray’s funeral. We locked eyes over pickled herring. To this day, I can’t face pickled herring without feeling both aroused and ashamed.” — Howard
  13. “Good luck getting these guys excited about a themed dinner, Amy. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.” — Raj
  14. “We’re here to see Koothrappali, not to take down Batman.” — Leonard
  15. “I often forget that others have limitations. It’s quite tragic.” — Sheldon Cooper
  16. “I haven’t cried this hard since that animated film with the toys.” — Raj
  17. “Feelings? Am I a hippie at a love fest?” — Sheldon Cooper
  18. “I warned you not to drink espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel powerful, but it’s just not worth it.” — Bernadette
  19. “We’re all a bit pathetic and creepy, and struggle to meet women. That’s why we battle robots.” — Barry Kripke
  20. “Gosh, Amy, I’m sensing some hostility. Is it because, much like Sheldon’s career, your love life is also a theoretical concept?” — Bernadette
  21. “I really like you, and that freaks me out. Mostly because you’ve been known to run away.” — Raj
  22. “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Aquaman is terrible!” — Raj
  23. “Well, this is perplexing for me. But I won’t stand in the way of your joy. So, I’ll internally condemn you while appearing to accept it.” — Sheldon Cooper
  24. “So it’s decided. Amy’s birthday gift will be my private parts.” — Sheldon Cooper
  25. “People often get what they don’t deserve. Like me having you.” — Leonard (to Sheldon)

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In summary, The Big Bang Theory not only brought science and humor together but also created a community of fans who relate to its characters and their quirky lives. From Sheldon’s scientific quips to Leonard’s romantic endeavors, the show delivers a blend of comedy that continues to resonate with viewers.

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