Dear Family,
You know how each of us has our unique role within our family? There’s the comedian who keeps us laughing, the peacemaker who smooths over conflicts, and let’s not forget the resident troublemaker—I’m sure you can guess who that is. As for me, I’ve embraced my position as the family nag.
While this role may not seem glamorous, I have come to accept it. And you know what? Things get done because of it. You might think I want to be the carefree, fun one—the one who infuses joy and laughter with a clever quip or a playful nickname. But that’s not my part to play; I’m here to make sure everything runs smoothly.
Every night, I go to sleep with a mental list of tasks that need attention, and by morning, it seems to multiply. Out of the many things on my list, a significant portion directly impacts your day. Yes, it’s true: aside from perhaps buying Midol—which benefits us all—most of my efforts revolve around ensuring your lives run seamlessly.
How Does This Happen?
It’s my persistent and unwavering determination. While I might not possess the superhuman abilities of Wonder Woman, my superpower lies in nagging. I may not leap tall buildings, but I can remind, nudge, and encourage until the job gets done. That’s how deadlines are met, tires are inflated, and even the fish you insisted we get are cared for instead of floating lifelessly at the top of the tank.
And when you ask why I sometimes use “that tone,” it’s because gentle nudges have proven ineffective. Despite my best intentions to remind you kindly, those soft whispers often go unheard. When I finally reach a point of exasperation, it’s usually a result of many patient requests that have been overlooked.
My motivation stems from a desire to prevent any crisis in your lives. Think of me as your emergency contact—the one who facilitates the transition from chaos to calm. That’s why I embrace my role. I’m the one who ensures your days run efficiently, even if it means enduring heavy sighs and eye rolls in the process. I’ll face the drama and the occasional “I hate you” with a steadfast resolve because I believe in keeping our family on track.
So, I will continue to nag, and through it all, everything will get done. You’re welcome.
Your House Nag,
Mom
P.S. I love you.
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