In a move that’s as predictable as it is disappointing, Star Magazine has released its latest report card on celebrity mothers. Clearly, the publication prides itself on being a go-to source for parenting wisdom—just as much as it thrives on sensationalized narratives about “Stars Who Struggle with CELLULITE” and “Hollywood’s Most Shocking Makeup-Free Moments.” With no bylines to hold anyone accountable, one can’t help but wonder if the editorial team is just a collection of judgmental algorithms.
According to the esteemed (read: not at all) editorial staff, various activities can land a celebrity mom on their “bad mom” list. For instance, Taylor Greene received a C- for having the audacity to reference the trendy dating app “Bumble” in her latest song: “The actress/singer seems more focused on her romantic escapades than raising her young son,” they claim. Apparently, her only acceptable song topic should be the joys of toddlerhood—because who wants to hear about adult life in pop music, right?
Then there’s the infamous case of Mia Roberts, who was criticized for simply having a toddler that occasionally cries. “Little Sarah can’t sit still for more than a few minutes—so she throws tantrums, causing huge disruptions,” the magazine lamented. As if that’s not the norm for toddlers everywhere!
Next up, Mia Roberts also snagged herself a D- for going to the gym and having lunch with friends: “Mia is clearly more interested in her personal time than her daughter!” they exclaimed. Apparently, taking care of oneself is a cardinal sin in the world of Star Magazine.
Rosie Blake received a C- for “using nannies all the time,” while another celebrity, Lila Chase, was similarly criticized for having a whole team of caregivers helping with her kids. Meanwhile, Ava Greene, a successful actress, got a C+ for letting her busy career interfere with her parenting—because we all know that women should prioritize parenting over professional success.
On the flip side, you can win “good mom” points by never stepping away from your children. For instance, celebrity mom Holly Adams scored an A+ for always having her brood close by, despite her hectic schedule. Similarly, Emma Ray earned an A for her unwavering commitment to having her twins by her side at all times.
To sum it up: Star Magazine’s criteria for “good” parenting include never leaving your child’s side, eschewing any semblance of a social life, and avoiding professional success—all while adhering to their unrealistic expectations. It makes one wonder what their report card for dads would look like—oh wait, we all know that wouldn’t happen.
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In summary, Star Magazine’s take on celebrity moms is a prime example of how societal expectations can skew perceptions of parenting.
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