As a devoted soccer mom, I share this wild journey with my sister, who’s a football mom, and my neighbor, a lacrosse mom. Even my child’s preschool teacher is a cheer mom! What’s the common thread uniting us? We’re all a bit out of our minds. Yes, we’re wacko. If you’re sitting in a gymnastics studio right now, watching your little one flip and tumble, you might just be in the same crazy boat as us. Not convinced? Here are five undeniable signs that sports moms are a little bonkers.
1. The Expenses
Extracurricular sports can seriously drain your wallet. Between coaching fees, lessons, uniforms, and tournament costs, it adds up quickly. “Wait, I have to fork over $70 for a team-branded soccer bag that can only be bought from a store three hours away, and I need to get Timmy’s name stitched on it?” That’s right—utterly absurd! Yet here we are, saying, “Alright, Timmy, hop in the car. Let’s make a mad dash before they close!”
2. The Time Investment
My child’s team practices twice weekly and has games on the weekends. Countless nights have been spent shoving snacks at a restless toddler while he zones out watching surprise egg videos on the sidelines. As I watch the clock, I can’t help but think of all the other things I could be doing (like laundry, for example).
3. The Travel
Next week, we’re off to yet another tournament. Yes, our family of five, who hasn’t had a proper vacation in a decade, is hitting the road for soccer. Ever tried getting three kids to sleep in one hotel room? You’re really missing out on that chaos!
4. The People
Nothing sends a sports parent into a tailspin quite like criticism of their child. Even if it comes from a judge or an official, some parents simply can’t handle it. I’ve witnessed everything from adult men confronting teenage referees to parents shouting at kids, sending them to tears. Thankfully, I don’t associate with those folks, but they’re out there, lurking like a mythical creature. Being a sports parent means you’re fully invested, but some take it to an extreme.
5. The Injuries
Kids are prone to injuries, even while lounging at home. My 4-year-old somehow injured himself while snacking on raspberries (who knew?). Once you throw them into the mix of organized sports, the chances of injuries multiply. So, why do we continually expose our kids to potential harm? Because they love it. Their passion ignites our own madness, whether it’s from their shiny new cleats or a coach praising their talent. Before you know it, we’re all in—mind, body, and wallet. You don’t realize how far you’ve gone until you find yourself sweating under the scorching sun with a newborn, pondering, “Why would anyone willingly do this?” And you’re right; sports moms are indeed a little loco.
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Summary
Sports moms are often overwhelmed by the costs, time commitments, travel, intense emotions, and injuries associated with their children’s activities. Despite the chaos, their love for their children and the sports they participate in keeps them going, making their journey both exhilarating and a bit crazy.