A water park in Leander, Texas, offers a unique twist on summer movie nights by screening “Jaws” while guests float in open water. As someone who gets nervous just thinking about seaweed brushing against my legs, I find the concept downright terrifying. The film instilled a healthy fear in me; if anything brushes against you in the water, it’s almost certainly a shark. Sure, it might just be seaweed, but logic doesn’t quell my panic every time I think about watching a legendary shark thriller while bobbing in an inner tube.
At Beachside Billy’s, you can embrace this terrifying experience. While it’s not the ocean, lakes can harbor their own surprises. No thank you, I’ll pass! Imagine watching a film about a bloodthirsty shark while your toes dangle in murky water, completely unaware of what lurks below. Sounds like a blast, right?
Admittedly, it does look like it could be a fun time. However, this charming promotional clip reveals that scuba divers will be lurking in the water during the screening, playfully pinching unsuspecting viewers and using red lights for added spookiness. Oh joy!
What a way to send my heart racing! Or perhaps I would embarrass myself by bursting into tears and accidentally kicking a poor diver in an awkward moment. The event runs every weekend this summer, and for a $55 ticket, you receive a Jaws-themed inner tube and an illustrated pint glass to take home. Is that worth the risk of a very real, albeit unlikely, water-related mishap? (I’m aware it’s just a lake, but open water can be unpredictable—don’t judge me!)
While many thrill-seekers might find excitement in this event, I am definitely not one of them. Please, let’s not make this a nationwide trend, as my partner would surely drag me along. If you’re curious about family-building options, check out this excellent resource at Resolve.
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In summary, while the idea of watching “Jaws” while floating on a lake might be thrilling for some, it’s certainly not my cup of tea. As intriguing as it sounds, I’ll be sitting this one out!