In an era where technology continuously evolves, a new innovation has emerged that blends pleasure with convenience. Forget the iconic moon landing; a company has developed a vibrator designed to order pizza right after you’ve reached your peak.
Camsoda, an adult entertainment platform, has introduced the RubGrub—a unique device that places an order for a large cheese pizza from Domino’s as soon as you, ahem, finish your business. Yes, you read that correctly.
You might be wondering how such a thing is possible and where you can find one. This vibrator features a programmable Bluetooth button, similar to the Amazon Dash button, which connects seamlessly to the Domino’s app. Once your journey to Pleasure Town concludes, a simple press of the button will have your pizza on the way. The app retains your order, payment, and delivery details, making it easy to switch things up if you decide to go for a different topping next time. Just hope the delivery driver remains oblivious to the circumstances of the order—things could get a little awkward!
Camsoda recognizes that many women often feel a pang of hunger after an enjoyable session, lacking the energy to prepare a meal. Daryn Parker, Vice President at Camsoda, notes on their website, “Masturbation can be a physically demanding activity, which burns calories and leaves one feeling lethargic and hungry post-climax.” Now, with the RubGrub, you can enjoy your Saturday night without having to lift a finger to grab a snack.
For those “horngry” individuals, the RubGrub button is available for just $19.95, provided you already own the Nora Rabbit. If not, a bundle pack can be purchased for $119.95. Just be sure to consider how many pizzas you might crave after indulging; it could add up quickly. But can you really put a price on happiness?
Initially, this device is limited to ordering pizza from Domino’s, but the company has grand plans to expand to other cuisines, including Mexican and Chinese food. The potential for future developments is exciting—today it’s pizza; tomorrow it might connect you with car services, grocery deliveries, or online shopping. Imagine saying, “Kids, your ride will be here at five. Dinner is ready, and Mom is off to do some shopping in her bedroom. Please do not disturb.”
With a slogan like “Get off and get stuffed,” the possibilities are indeed endless.
In summary, as technology continues to intertwine with our daily lives, the RubGrub represents a playful intersection of pleasure and practicality. If you’re interested in learning more about innovative approaches to family planning, check out our post on home insemination at this link. For more information on artificial insemination kits, visit this authority. And for a wealth of information on pregnancy and home insemination, this resource provides excellent insights.
