When the term “cleanse” comes to mind, many envision concoctions of beets, fish eyes, and frequent trips to the restroom. Sure, some might feel revitalized afterward, but I’m not keen on sipping kale smoothies while living in the bathroom. Plus, let’s be real—snacking on Doritos is my guilty pleasure, and those aren’t exactly detox-approved.
Now, a taco cleanse? That’s something I can fully embrace. It’s a well-known fact that adding “taco” to anything instantly enhances its appeal. Stuck with bland chicken for dinner? Just wrap it in a tortilla with some salsa and onions—voilà, taco magic! And let’s not forget fish tacos; they were my secret weapon to get my kids to try seafood. If it’s in taco form, I’m all in!
The taco cleanse seems like a delightful approach to reset my system after indulging in a bit too much buffalo cheese dip over the weekend. So, what’s the scoop?
According to sources, including the LA Times, “The Taco Cleanse” is authored by self-described “taco scientists”—a title that just might pique my interest for a future career. This book presents a “tortilla-based diet” that promises transformative results. The plan entails consuming three meals daily for 30 days, all featuring vegan tacos. While I might not be the poster child for veganism (I nearly added bacon to my coffee this morning), the idea of tacos is enticing enough to consider.
Before diving into meal prep, the book features a “taco quiz” to uncover your taco-eating personality. You might identify as a taco purist, taco sentimentalist, taco adventurist, or taco contortionist. But what about those of us who simply devour tacos at lightning speed?
Once you know your taco style, you can explore recipes like jackfruit brisket, tempeh picadillo, and ion-charged refried beans. As for drinks, there are unique takes on avocado margaritas and agave margaritas. While these may not resemble traditional tacos or margaritas, remember, it’s a cleanse. We’re detoxing from fried cheese and alcohol, so the absence of chorizo, jalapeno queso, and tequila is expected. Still, tortillas, refried beans, and guacamole are in the mix—there’s hope yet!
Reviews on platforms like Amazon have been largely positive. With a title that combines “taco” and “cleanse,” the book carries a playful tone. One reader joyfully stated, “Each time you indulge in any combination of tortillas, fillings, and toppings, your chakras will shed their toxins.” Another remarked on the delightful recipes that are both flavorful and fun to prepare, though they questioned the cleansing aspect.
For those who take cleansing seriously, this might not be your ideal method. However, if you’re like me, who considers beer and pizza essential food groups, this taco cleanse could be a fun exploration. I had no idea there were so many creative vegan taco recipes out there, and I’m tempted to consider this book as a gift for an upcoming birthday or holiday. After all, learning to craft new taco creations can only be a good thing.
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Summary
A taco cleanse offers a fun alternative to traditional detoxes, featuring three meals a day of vegan tacos for 30 days. The process includes a taco quiz to identify your taco personality and provides various flavorful recipes. Despite some skepticism about the cleansing benefits, it promises a delightful culinary adventure for taco lovers.