If you’ve ever sought out novelty items shaped like private parts, the internet has you covered. This is, after all, one of its primary purposes! While penis-themed products abound—from pasta to stress balls and even slippers—the same cannot be said for vagina-shaped novelties. Fortunately, one innovative woman has stepped in to fill this gap by introducing vagina-shaped glitter confetti.
Meet Claire Gold
Claire Gold is a glitter enthusiast who keeps a stash in her bag for spontaneous celebrations. At her recent bachelorette party, surrounded by penis paraphernalia, she had an epiphany: “Why are we surrounded by symbols of male anatomy while celebrating powerful women?” she reflected on her Kickstarter page dedicated to this project. “It’s time for us to embrace and celebrate VAGINAS!”
Recognizing the lack of vagina-themed products online—and yes, we’re aware we’re primarily discussing vulvas here—Gold created “Clitter,” a metallic confetti meant to honor the “holy trinity of female anatomy: vaginas, breasts, and ovaries.”
Empowering Celebrations
In her Kickstarter video, Gold emphasizes that society has celebrated male symbols for far too long, and now it’s time to shift the focus to female empowerment. Clitter can be used in numerous ways—whether you’re tossing it in the air for a playful celebration or surprising friends who might not appreciate the significance of a clit. “After all, we all entered this world through vaginas,” Gold quips, making it a fitting addition to any birthday celebration.
Gold’s initiative has already surpassed its initial Kickstarter goal of $3,000, and by contributing as little as $8, backers can receive a bag of Clitter along with a sticker. What a steal!
Imagining a Vagina-Themed Future
But let’s not stop here. I envision a world where we have vagina-shaped mugs for our morning coffee, challah bread twisted into the shape of ovaries, and even pillows to scream into when the news gets overwhelming. As Gold passionately states: “It’s time to honor vaginas, their power, and their beauty. Let’s embark on a journey to Clitter-bomb the patriarchy!”
Expect Clitter to start shipping in April.
Further Resources
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Conclusion
In summary, Claire Gold’s Clitter is a delightful innovation celebrating female anatomy in a fun and inclusive way. With the rise of such products, we’re encouraged to incorporate more representations of femininity into our daily lives.