By: Jamie Ellis
Updated: Dec. 1, 2017
Originally Published: Dec. 1, 2017
Recent reports reveal that the residence of the president has become a breeding ground for pests, with extensive maintenance requests documenting an infestation of mice and cockroaches. According to a detailed analysis by NBC News, the work orders indicate a persistent presence of vermin throughout the White House, from the dining areas to the Situation Room. Requests for mouse traps have been filed outside the Vice President’s office, accompanied by a rather urgent plea in all caps for someone to “PLEASE REMOVE DEAD MOUSE.” This raises the question: is there a maintenance person simply ignoring the situation in Pence’s office? The image is quite striking.
Interestingly, the White House administration seems to have a penchant for bug lights; two have already been installed in Kellyanne Conway’s office. However, in a twist that is perhaps more expected, there have also been numerous requests to mount new televisions, including a high-end DirecTV setup for the vice president. It’s clear that amidst the chaos, entertainment is a priority.
Thermal comfort has also made the list of requests, with various orders to adjust temperatures by increments ranging from one to three degrees. One particular request even specified an increase of “1.5 degrees.” It wouldn’t be a stretch to think this could relate to a certain staff member whose name rhymes with “NellyLan Monway.”
Moreover, a rather alarming work order caught my attention: “Identify the small red light above the Cabinet room door. If it is no longer needed, please remove and patch the hole.” This raises serious concerns – red lights are never just decorative! Such tasks might just lead us to think we are on the brink of something more ominous.
Naturally, the internet had its say on these amusing revelations. One standout comment noted that the toilet in the residence likely serves dual purposes: a place for early morning tweets and a spot for more serious presidential reflections.
In summary, the 2017 White House appears to be a curious blend of pests and modern conveniences, with the ongoing issues providing ample material for social media humor. As we navigate the complexities of home environments, it’s critical to understand the resources available for family planning and fertility. For more information on related topics, check out this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination. You can also visit this link for insights on boosting fertility.