As you edge closer to 50, there are some revelations that might catch you off guard. Here’s a candid look at what you probably didn’t hear about this milestone age.
- Hot flashes? Sure. But don’t forget about those cold feet that come with it, too.
- When you think about pushing 50, get ready to stock up on ibuprofen—because even hitting the elevator button can feel like a workout.
- You’ll still feel young at heart, somewhere between 18 and 25, until reality hits when you glance in the mirror.
- Surprisingly, you might notice that your legs require less maintenance when it comes to shaving.
- Ever heard of a turtle’s neck? Yeah, that’s a thing now.
- Everyone seems younger than you—your doctor, your pilot, even the old folks!
- If you’re single, it’s liberating: you know what you want, and you’re not afraid to ask. Married sex? Well, that’s a whole different story but still just as exciting in your dreams.
- Welcome to your new subscription: AARP, right on cue!
- You still might be holding onto grudges from decades ago, but you’ll find yourself letting go more easily.
- You’ll discover that you care a lot less about trivial matters—and that’s a good thing.
- If a friend bails on lunch three times, consider it done. Your time is valuable.
- You’ll realize that true wisdom lies in understanding how much you’ll never truly grasp.
- Menopause? It may actually be a hidden blessing—goodbye tampons and birth control. Seriously, did you really put up with that for so long?
- Congratulations, you’ve officially morphed into your mother.
- Veins: who knew we had so many?
- When the doctor asks about biopsy scars, you’ll chuckle and say, “Just add it to the collection.”
- A glass of wine with dinner? It won’t help you sleep; instead, get ready to be wide awake at 3 AM.
- That dream savings account? Ha! Good luck with that!
- You’ll meet fascinating women who are closer in age to your kids than to you, and it’ll be a wild realization.
- Your tolerance for 24-hour news will plummet. You’ll soon prefer doing anything else over watching the news.
- You’ll start to find human folly amusing rather than annoying, viewing it like an anthropologist studying a peculiar tribe.
- Rereading Shakespeare? You’ll suddenly realize how brilliant he was. But if a book doesn’t captivate you by page 10, it’s straight to the donation bin.
- All those years of raising kids will pay off in ways you never imagined. You’ll find yourself enjoying dinner with them and thinking, “Wow, I’d be friends with these amazing people even without the family tie.”
- And speaking of personal matters, let’s just skip that discussion about vaginas, okay?
- Lastly, if you’re looking for more insights about home insemination, check out this helpful resource from the CDC.
While hitting 50 can feel daunting, it’s filled with surprises that show life just keeps getting better. Embrace it!
For more on navigating the journey of parenthood and fertility, check out our other blog post about intracervical insemination. If you’re considering at-home insemination, Make A Mom offers reliable kits for your needs. For additional information on pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC is an excellent resource.
Summary
Approaching 50 brings unexpected truths, from changes in your body to shifts in your perspective. Embrace the wisdom that comes with age and enjoy the journey as you navigate this exciting chapter of life.
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