I’m a huge fan of essential oils. Have you ever tried drizzling Wild Orange on fresh pineapple and raspberries? Or noticed how your essential oil diffuser makes guests believe you’ve got everything under control? And let’s be honest—nothing beats a lavender-infused bath that leaves you feeling rejuvenated.
Whether you’re an essential oil enthusiast or know someone who is, you’ve likely encountered those who claim these oils can solve everything from relationship troubles to strep throat (seriously, if you think you have strep, please see a doctor). Maybe you got caught up in the excitement and ordered a ton, envisioning a serene, Zen-like existence. Or perhaps they now sit neglected in your drawer, alongside that food scale you never use. Essential oil aficionados either go all out or couldn’t care less—there’s rarely a middle ground.
But even if you don’t clean your floors with Lemongrass or apply Frankincense for anti-aging benefits, you might reconsider after seeing how Frankie and Myrrh has cleverly marketed their mood-boosting concoctions. With a tagline like “aromatherapy made fun,” who wouldn’t be intrigued?
What began as a quest for alternatives to common stress-relievers like Valium and whiskey led the founder to create her own essential oil blends. She discovered that giving them quirky names made them fly off the shelves!
Quirky Blends to Brighten Your Day
Take “Spray The Bitch Away,” for instance. I think I need two bottles—one for when I’m feeling more like Peg Bundy than June Cleaver, and another to deploy on those who annoy me. Whether it’s a rude driver or my kids questioning my authority, this floral blend is sure to keep PMS and pesky people at bay. You’ll feel like a magical fairy godmother with a wand!
And how could you resist the nostalgic scent of Bazooka bubble gum? The “Bubble Whammy” blend takes you back to carefree days, making you want to dig out your roller-skates and forget about adult responsibilities for a while.
If you’re always rushing around and prioritizing everyone else’s needs over your own, “Hottie By Nature” is the best-seller you need. This uplifting blend of Citrus, Vanilla, and Lavender promises to melt your worries away like a Creamsicle on a hot summer day. I’ll take two, please!
Need a little boost to reignite the spark in your life? Try “That’s Amore,” a delightful mix of Vanilla, Lavender, Patchouli, and Ylang Ylang that may just inspire a spontaneous adventure.
And let’s not forget about “Fight Foot Funk.” This blend combines Tea Tree, Lemongrass, Peppermint, and Lavender to keep your feet smelling sweet and free of any unwanted odor. Trust me, you’ll want this, especially if you have a teenager at home!
So, fill up your cart and eagerly await your order; there’s empowerment in carrying something labeled “Keep The Bitch Away.” For more insights, you can also check out this excellent resource for pregnancy and home insemination, or explore our other blog post about contacting us for more engaging content on this topic.
In summary, essential oils can transform your daily routine, whether you’re looking to elevate your mood or just want a little extra magic in your life. With playful names and delightful blends, Frankie and Myrrh offers a fun approach to aromatherapy that everyone can enjoy.