Dating again after a significant life change can be both exhilarating and daunting. I’ve had my fair share of dates—some entertaining, some awkward, and some downright cringe-worthy. As I navigated the dating scene, I encountered not-so-brilliant comments from a variety of men, none of whom were exactly the charming types from the silver screen. While I enjoyed the opportunity to explore different facets of myself and engage in adult conversations, I was also met with some astonishingly foolish remarks that made me question my choices.
Let’s take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the most absurd things I’ve heard on first dates. You might find yourself shaking your head in disbelief, just like I did.
- “You look even better in person than in your profile picture!”
Thanks for the compliment, but it’s a bit unnecessary coming from someone whose appearance didn’t quite match their profile. Should I be flattered or worried about your standards? - “All my exes are crazy. Like, psychopaths-who-need-medication crazy.”
Gentlemen, take note: this line doesn’t impress. If you’ve had a string of “crazy” relationships, maybe it’s time to look in the mirror. - “I think you might be too needy to go out with again.”
This came after a lengthy discussion about his exes. Ironically, he was the one who seemed to have issues. Not a great way to win a second date! - “Should we connect on LinkedIn?”
After proclaiming I was “needy,” he wanted to connect on a professional network? Talk about mixed signals! - “How do you feel about pain?”
This was asked in a whisper that felt more unsettling than intriguing. Not the best conversation starter, my friend! - “How do you feel about men with lots of hair? Everywhere?”
I’m not sure how one is supposed to respond to this. But let’s just say it wasn’t the most charming question to pose on a first date. - “Are you going to write about me on your blog?”
Well, the answer is yes—just not in the flattering way you might hope. More like a cautionary tale for other women out there. - “When can I meet your child?”
Um, never? Dating as a single parent means keeping those worlds separate until you’re really sure about someone. - “You wear a lot of makeup.”
And you’re wearing an outdated velvet blazer. Let’s not point fingers, shall we? - “I’ve never met a woman who wasn’t looking to get married. Why are you dating then?”
Times have changed, my friend! Women today prioritize self-exploration and independence over traditional roles. - “Let’s connect on Facebook!”
Can we first see if there’s any chemistry? I keep my social media life separate from my dating life until I’m sure.
In summary, the dating landscape can be filled with bizarre encounters and awkward conversations. While I’ve encountered some truly ridiculous comments, they’ve taught me the importance of knowing what I want and setting boundaries. So if you’re navigating the dating scene, remember to take it all in stride.
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