If you’ve been searching for an excuse to indulge in a relaxing bath, look no further than these delightful bath bombs. They’ve recently made waves, appearing in specialty shops and even local grocery stores. While bath bombs may seem like a childhood treat, one brand is crafting them with adults in mind, and their cheeky names are sure to have you clicking ‘add to cart’ in no time.
Whisky River Soap Company, known for its unique soaps, candles, and journals, has captured our hearts with its quirky bath bombs. Their website humorously claims, “All product ideas are conceived in a now-defunct underground military training facility in an undisclosed location and transmitted via (low sodium) soup can to our brand-new, state-of-the-art, mid-century-modern-but-not-totally-IKEA offices in like Burbank or Dubuque. Somewhere like that.” It’s official: we’re smitten.
These whimsical bath bombs come in various colors, fragrances, and moods. Each one is designed to brighten your day—just wait until you hear the names! Take the “F.M.L” bath bomb, for instance—perfect for those days when you feel like you can’t take anymore of, well, everything. Their description hits home: “It’s been a bad day, week, month, year…life. Oh well. There’s really nothing like hanging out in a margarita-infused tub to fix virtually everything. And as you know, there’s no wrong way to use a margarita pool.”
Image via Whisky River Soap Co.
If you’re feeling particularly nonchalant, the “Zero Fucks Given” bath bomb is just the ticket. This vibrant orange and white gem is ideal for those moments when you’ve simply run out of patience—like when the news is overwhelming or when your kids are complaining about not having the latest gadget.
Among the other amusing options are “Namaste,” which playfully nods to our love for yoga pants, “#Blessed,” and “It’s Only Frickin’ Tuesday.” But our favorite has to be the “What kids?” bath bomb, which “smells like a locked door.” Because every parent deserves some peace and quiet.
Whisky River Soap Company prides itself on creating products locally, ensuring that you’re not just getting a funny label on a mass-produced item. They believe there’s a place for both quality and humor in the market, and we couldn’t agree more. At $8.95 each, they make for perfect gifts during the holidays—check!
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In summary, these sassy bath bombs are not just fun; they also provide the perfect excuse to pamper yourself while adding a bit of humor to your bath time. With a variety of options available, you’re bound to find the perfect match for your mood.