We’ve all had our fair share of dating nightmares, but one woman’s experience takes the cake. A story circulating on GoFundMe reveals a date gone horribly wrong, and it’s something you must read to believe. Let’s dive right in.
A man and woman go out for a lovely evening, enjoying each other’s company. After a delightful dinner, they head back to the man’s apartment. Then comes the dreaded moment: the woman needs to relieve herself after the meal. Unfortunately, the man’s toilet decides to clog at the worst possible moment.
Let’s pause for a moment. What would you do in this situation? If your answer is to retrieve the offending mess from the toilet, wrap it in toilet paper, and toss it out the window, you’re not alone. This is precisely what this woman did—and it only gets worse from here. Now, there’s a GoFundMe page set up to cover the window they had to break, but the hilarity of the events leading up to that is truly unforgettable.
“I went for a poo in your toilet,” the woman confessed to her date. “It wouldn’t flush. I panicked and threw it out the window.” Yes, she actually threw it out the window! The man shared the details on his GoFundMe page, explaining how he suggested they go outside, bag up the mess, and forget it ever happened.
However, due to a peculiar design of his apartment, the window didn’t open into the garden but into a narrow space, separated by another double-glazed window. This is where the wrapped mess ended up.
He shared a picture to illustrate the situation—oh, the horror! The woman, determined to rectify her mistake, was convinced she could reach in and retrieve it using the “bag as glove” technique. Unfortunately, she miscalculated and got herself stuck headfirst in the window while trying to grab her own “oops.”
I know it sounds unbelievable, but there’s photo evidence to back it up. Who doesn’t fantasize about finding themselves in such a claustrophobic predicament on a first date? This woman, despite the circumstances, has become somewhat of a hero in my eyes—she’s a survivor!
When it became clear that he couldn’t pull her out, the man had no choice but to call the fire brigade. Yes, he called the fire department. It’s hard to imagine a more embarrassing way to be rescued, but they had to break the window to free her. Thus, the GoFundMe was born, and out of respect for their dignity, the couple’s identities remain anonymous.
If the campaign raises more than what’s needed to fix the window, he plans to donate the extra funds to two charities: one that builds toilets in developing countries, addressing the fact that 60% of the global population lacks access to proper sanitation, and another to support the firefighters who handled the situation with professionalism and good humor.
I’m rooting for a love story to blossom from this wild experience.
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In summary, this unfortunate first date story is a reminder that sometimes laughter can be found in the most embarrassing situations. With a twist of fate and a little help from friends (and the fire brigade), this couple might just laugh about this unforgettable evening for years to come.