Fidget spinners are still making their rounds in the world of novelty items. With the kids finally asleep, the lights dimmed, and your partner actually turning off the latest sports highlights, it’s time for some adult fun. Slip into something a little more enticing and gather your favorite playthings — and by playthings, I mean fidget spinners. For your nipples.
Yes, you read that correctly. Introducing “Fidgetiddies,” a peculiar invention designed to attach to your nipples because, let’s face it, fidget spinners have not yet reached their peak of annoyance this year.
This whimsical creation hails from the mind of 23-year-old Emma Rivera, a recent college graduate. Emma shares the thought process that led to her invention: “Being diagnosed with ADHD and anxiety, I found fidget spinners to be a source of comfort. I even used them to decorate my graduation cap, which became a hit among younger attendees. After using velcro for my cap, I started experimenting with other areas to attach them. As a gender studies major and a passionate advocate for body positivity, it felt right to place them on my breasts as a playful way to challenge societal norms.”
Now, it’s clear that Emma doesn’t have kids of her own. This explains why she thought this quirky idea could be amusing rather than completely cringe-worthy. She even included a tutorial for anyone interested.
For those of us who live with elementary school-aged children, fidget spinners might as well be a curse word. They’ve been incessantly spinning and talking about them for months, and when they’re not, they’re leaving them strewn about, ready to trip you in the living room.
So naturally, when the day winds down and the kids are tucked in, one’s first thought is how to incorporate fidget spinners into adult time. Because honestly, what’s sexier than introducing a toy that’s been a daily source of irritation to your partner?
All joking aside, it could be amusing to attach these little gadgets to your chest, throw on a loose shirt to keep your secret hidden, and let your partner discover them unexpectedly. Even if you’re not in the mood for intimacy, it might provide a much-needed diversion from the daily grind.
Just remember: keep your Fidgetiddies separate from your kids’ spinners!
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In summary, fidget spinners have taken a wild turn with the introduction of nipple attachments. This playful concept, born from a desire to cope with anxiety and challenge societal norms, might just add a humorous twist to your intimate moments.