We’ve all been there—watching those perfectly polished makeup tutorials online, feeling completely lost. It’s as if the presenters are speaking a different language, and for many of us, the world of beauty products is a bewildering maze. Luckily, there’s a humorous take on this chaos that we can all relate to.
Meet Rachel Kingston, an Australian comedian and influencer, who recently shared her “Realistic Makeup Tutorial.” Unlike the flawless beauty gurus who make makeup application seem like a breeze, Rachel embodies a relatable spirit—one that resonates with those of us who last bought makeup brushes during the last decade.
Starting with Primer
Starting with primer, Rachel admits, “I don’t even know what this does, but it was pricey, so here we go.” Her approach is refreshingly candid. She recounts how she ended up with a high-end MAC primer thanks to a saleswoman whose beauty was intimidating enough to make her splurge. This scenario sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Often, we find ourselves purchasing products we never intended to buy just to avoid the discomfort of saying no.
As Rachel applies the primer with an unlabelled brush that’s been around since 2005, she laments about the magnifying mirror revealing “too much.” It’s a sentiment many can relate to; the struggle of dealing with facial hair being accentuated by makeup is not often addressed in glamorous tutorials.
Foundation and Brows
Next up is foundation, which she chooses based on a “scientific” method—whether she’s tanned or not. Today, she picks up the Maybelline Fit Me foundation because, spoiler alert, she’s not tanned. As she layers it on, she notices the pesky hairs that stand out and jokes about having a little “mo.”
Then comes the brows. Holding a tiny brush she calls a “pink thing,” she doesn’t shy away from admitting her lack of knowledge about the exact names of her tools. After a little mishap with her brow, she chuckles, “Yeah, that’ll save it,” proving that the goal is simply “Good Enough,” which resonates with countless moms out there.
Contouring and Eyes
Her attempt at contouring is both brave and relatable. While most of us might end up looking like we’ve taken a wrong turn at the self-tanner aisle, Rachel embraces the uncertainty. “If I can create the illusion of one chin, that’s a win,” she quips, capturing the essence of many of our makeup endeavors.
Eyes next, and she grabs a shadow in a “brown tone” with yet another unwashed brush that still bears remnants of her previous adventures. After applying mascara that’s likely older than most of her viewers, she finishes off with a lip pencil and some old chapstick, declaring her look complete with a wink and a smile.
Conclusion
Despite the hiccups and imperfections, Rachel’s conclusion is uplifting: “Anyone can wear makeup, just give it a go!” And isn’t that the truth? If you’re looking for more insights on home insemination, check out one of our other blog posts at Intracervical Insemination. It’s all about embracing the journey, whether it’s makeup or starting a family.
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In summary, Rachel Kingston’s amusing take on makeup tutorials serves as a reminder that we’re all navigating the same struggles, whether it’s the world of beauty or the journey of parenthood. So let’s celebrate our imperfections, laugh at our makeup mishaps, and remember that we’re all in this together.