The 10 Principles of a Clutter-Free Kitchen (And Why They Might Be Unattainable)

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Maintaining a clutter-free kitchen is often touted as a recipe for success in home organization. However, let’s be real; following these so-called commandments can feel like an exercise in futility. Here’s a witty take on these principles.

1. Keep Counters Clear
   Obvious, right? But how? The suggestion is to “relocate small appliances.” Relocate to where? Outer space? Even when I’m not in my kitchen, I can rattle off the appliances cluttering my counters: microwave, mini food processor, blender, coffeemaker, toaster, and toaster oven. If only I had a magical solution, I wouldn’t be reading tips like these.
2. Store Items in Cabinets
   The author of this advice clearly hasn’t peered into my overflowing cabinets. This isn’t decluttering; it’s just shifting the mess.
3. Adopt the “One In, One Out” Rule
   The article suggests that for every new item you bring in, you should remove something else. Does that apply to frozen waffles? If so, I might just have this one down pat.
4. Embrace the “Don’t Put It Down, Put It Away” Rule
   This sounds like a solid strategy, but I genuinely try to follow it. If something belongs somewhere, like the dishwasher or the trash can, I place it there. Yet, my kitchen remains chaotic, thanks to the kids who believe that everything must have a temporary holding area. Lids, wrappers, half-eaten bagels, and yes—even Legos. Should I keep going?
5. Avoid Using the Fridge as an Art Space
   Really? I cherish our photos, field trip reminders, and quirky magnets from our travels. They bring joy! Why would I want to strip that away?
6. Find Alternatives to the Pile
   True, piles aren’t aesthetically pleasing. But I fall victim to what I like to call “pile panic.” I can’t imagine hanging pots on my walls; that would only amplify my feeling of clutter. Someone suggested one of those trendy hanging racks, but just picturing it makes me feel claustrophobic.
7. Tackle a Chore Daily
   This concept sounds great in theory. Daily tidying would be perfect if I lived alone. One minute after I clean, someone stomps in with muddy shoes. I wipe the counter, and suddenly, someone’s snacking. It’s a never-ending cycle. When the kitchen is fully clean, everyone seems to respect it for—at most—an hour.
8. Implement Morning and Evening Routines
   My evening ritual is tossing everything into the dishwasher, and my morning routine consists of unloading it. I even express gratitude to the dishwasher for its unwavering support. Does that count?
9. Allow Yourself One Messy Drawer
   How about four?
10. Always Leave the Kitchen Better Than You Found It
    Easy enough! I’m fairly certain I’m the only one who wipes down counters or shakes crumbs out of placemats, making this a manageable goal. The bonus? If I step away for just 10 minutes, I can do it all over again.

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In summary, while these principles for a clutter-free kitchen sound appealing, the reality of family life often makes them feel out of reach. Embrace the chaos and find joy in the little victories.