I once relished the thought of flying. It was an exhilarating part of vacationing, a chance to unwind and anticipate the adventures that awaited us as we soared through the clouds. Before kids, my partner and I were avid travelers, envisioning the day we’d share those experiences with our little ones. We assumed we’d be the model family onboard, prepared and ready, unlike those chaotic families with screaming children. Oh, how naive we were! Now, we find ourselves favoring road trips, because flying with kids is a completely different ball game.
If you still believe you can manage a flight with young children without shedding a tear, let me shatter that illusion for you. Here are six luxuries I took for granted when flying solo.
1. Handling Flight Delays with Ease
Before kids, a flight delay was merely a minor inconvenience. I would sink deeper into my seat and delve into an article about the latest antics of a celebrity. Now, however, when faced with a delay, my stress levels spike. What do you mean there’s another hour to wait? The tablet is already at 68% battery, and we haven’t even boarded! Time to give up! Forget Disney World; perhaps we’ll try again when you’re older and can handle the flight better.
2. Enjoying Anonymity
Gone are the days when I could casually board a flight, settle into my seat, and enjoy the silence. Traveling with kids is like being a celebrity—everyone notices you. Eyes are glued to you, some with sympathy, others with disdain. Suddenly, you’re labeled as “the family with the kids.” How dare you disrupt the peace?
3. Taking a Nap Mid-Flight
In the past, when the pilot announced we had reached cruising altitude, it was my signal to catch some Zs. Pure bliss! Nowadays, the pilot’s words mean it’s time for me to spring into action. The novelty of flying has worn off for my children, and they expect constant entertainment. The horror!
4. Using the Bathroom Solo
Using the airplane lavatory with a child is a nightmare. It’s a cramped space filled with germs, and squeezing in there with a wiggly kid is a test of patience. The worst part? When they press the flush button while I’m still using it, nearly sending us both into the waste tank. Sometimes, I just want to retreat to a tropical paradise instead.
5. Snack Service Anxiety
In my pre-kid days, in-flight snack service was a non-event; I’d enjoy my food and drink without a care. Now, when the cart approaches, I break into a sweat. My kids might get their treats, but only a fraction makes it into their mouths. The rest? Crumbs everywhere! And the drinks? It’s not a question of if something spills, but when—and on whom!
6. Landing Without Drama
Just when I think the descent is smooth, my child suddenly needs to go to the bathroom. On one occasion, I had to hold a barf bag under my daughter while she awkwardly squatted in her seat. So yes, we landed safely, but to say we did so without incident is laughable.
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Happy travels!
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