As a parent, I’ve experienced my fair share of laundry-related chaos. I’ve pleaded, reasoned, and even resorted to yelling, but the laundry sins of my household persist. So, after much contemplation (and a few moments in my closet sanctuary), I’ve come down with a vital list: The 10 Commandments of Laundry. Take heed, my children.
- I am the laundry master. You must adhere to all commandments and do so cheerfully. A simple thank-you is always appreciated. Break these laws, and you may find yourself in eternal laundry duty. Remember, your clothes magically appear in your drawers (well, next to them, at least). Show a little gratitude!
- Check if items are genuinely dirty before tossing them in. Wore it for 10 minutes? Not dirty. If you wore it for a day and it still looks and smells fresh? Not dirty. And if it’s a “dry clean only” item, don’t just shove it in the basket because you can’t find a hanger.
- Do not wash brand new clothes. While some say you should wash new items before wearing, let’s be honest: it’s not about hygiene; it’s just laziness. Put that new shirt in your overflowing drawer instead of the laundry basket.
- Avoid washing paired socks. A lump of socks won’t get clean and will take ages to dry. Plus, it’s just unnecessary—let’s not pretend it’s a mystery.
- Turn all clothing right-side out. Nobody wants to dig into your dirty leggings to retrieve socks. It’s time to make this effort; it’s easier than mastering that new video game you love.
- Always remove undergarments from clothing. No one wants to handle your dirty underwear! This rule applies when wearing multiple layers. You can do it—if you’ve conquered the iPad, turning clothes inside out should be a breeze.
- Empty your pockets! Forgotten items can ruin clothes or the washing machine. A pocket full of change once cost me a hefty repair bill. Let’s not repeat that mistake.
- Tell your dolls and stuffed animals to manage their own laundry. Unless they’ve encountered a spill, they’re not dirty. I have enough on my plate, so feel free to give them some care if you want to experience my laundry life.
- Make an effort to clear out the folded laundry before adding dirty items. Seeing clean clothes buried under a week’s worth of grime will ignite parental frustration. Show appreciation by putting your clothes where they belong, even if it means shoving them into an overstuffed drawer.
- Do not hoard sportswear or wet towels. These items demand immediate attention. They need to encounter soap and water right after use. Neglecting them may earn you the nickname “Stinky” at your next game.
One day, I know you all will be capable of handling your own laundry, and I will embrace that independence. But for now, I cherish these fleeting moments of motherhood, even when they drive me a bit crazy. After all, the fact that you’re here, cluttering my life with your laundry, means you’re still under our roof, and I’m thankful for that. Just remember to put your laundry away!
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Summary:
This article outlines the essential laundry commandments every household should follow, emphasizing the importance of cooperation, cleanliness, and gratitude in managing laundry tasks.