In the world of social media, the pitch to buy products from friends can feel relentless. The phenomenon of women selling to other women isn’t new; it goes back to the days of Avon and Tupperware. However, now with the rise of “Momtrepreneurs” (yikes), the internet and smartphones have empowered individuals to market everything from leggings to essential oils to their old high school pals they haven’t seen in years. While we admire the hustle, we’re not always thrilled about being pressured into purchases we didn’t ask for. Here are some humorous takes from parents on Twitter about the awkwardness of these sales pitches.
1. Real talk.
As long as there’s no obligation to buy, those handbag and body wrap gatherings are a perfect escape from the nightly chaos. Enjoy a drink and nod through the sales pitch—this is your moment.
2. Just give us sleep.
Most moms don’t need more items cluttering their homes; we could use a few extra hours of rest instead. Sell us two hours of nap time for Tuesday afternoon—now that’s something we’d buy!
3. No thanks.
Sometimes, change isn’t necessary. Our lives are already busy enough, filled with commitments that require us to put on real pants.
4. Target is calling.
Why splurge when you can grab similar items for much less at Target? Seriously, it’s just not worth it.
5. The classic pyramid scheme.
It’s a familiar narrative: a stay-at-home mom seeking a way out finds herself entangled in a multi-level marketing scheme.
6. Stop encouraging them.
When your child sets up a lemonade stand, you might be nurturing their entrepreneurial spirit, but you’re also paving the way for years of Facebook sales pitches to their friends.
7. Eye roll.
If it’s just to make the bathroom smell better, fine. But convincing friends that essential oils can cure chickenpox? Maybe dial it back a notch.
8. Defense strategies.
Some of these salespeople don’t take “no” for an answer. I’m just trying to perfect my roundhouse kick for self-defense at this point!
9. Enough already, Linda.
Honestly, Linda. Just stop it.
10. It’s a trap!
That’s the only explanation for the relentless notifications. Just run!
11. Amazon Prime is our best friend.
With the convenience of Amazon and two-day shipping, why would we want to compete on Facebook with so many others for a pair of leggings?
12. Let’s be realistic.
That monogrammed tote will inevitably end up at the bottom of your car. Embrace the fact that you’re not a monogrammed bag person.
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Watch out, fellow moms!
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In summary, while it’s great to support friends, there’s a fine line between encouragement and pressure. The humor in these tweets sheds light on the shared experiences of parents navigating the world of social media sales, reminding us all that sometimes, less is more.