Children can be quite the financial burden. Not just the kind of “Wow, that’s more than I thought!” expensive, but the sort that makes you rethink your entire life. “Where would I be without kids? Perhaps I’d own a yacht by now!” or “Without kids, I could be lounging in luxury!” If I didn’t have my two little ones, I might very well be living in a tiny shed, saving up my DINK fortune for a future where I could run a production company focused on ferret adventures.
But alas, my reality is filled with kids and their never-ending needs: food, shelter, clothing, healthcare, and education—the list goes on. After fulfilling their demands, there often seems to be nothing left for me. And let’s face it, the responsibilities of parenthood never truly end. My kids will likely be scavenging through my pockets well into the afterlife!
This is precisely why I make it a priority to keep some funds for myself, and why I don’t feel guilty about indulging. I work hard for my earnings, and I deserve to enjoy them—after ensuring my son has his allergy medicine and those fruit snacks he loves, of course! The leftover change? That’s all mine!
13 Things I Will Never Feel Remorseful About Purchasing
- Craft Beer: If anyone should feel guilty, it’s the kids driving me to drink!
- Whiskey: See above.
- Wine: Same sentiment applies.
- Gin: It’s for my partner!
- Gourmet Burgers: Yes, please!
- Craft Beer at the burger joint: I might have a slight issue.
- Movie Tickets: I would love to go, but the babysitter fees are outrageous! This isn’t guilt; it’s my stand against the babysitter mafia!
- Concert Tickets: Same babysitter dilemma applies! #NOPE
- Pizza: Honestly, I’m more concerned about our pizza consumption than the drinks, but I don’t feel guilty.
- Books: Wait a minute…
- Library Late Fees: More accurate representation here.
- Music: Essential for sanity, especially with young kids around.
- Babysitters: Sometimes, I just need a breather—no shame in that!
There’s already plenty to feel guilty about as a parent. Setting aside a little cash for personal enjoyment is not one of them. I reserve my guilt for things that actually matter, like paying for a gym membership I barely use or renting films starring actors I don’t particularly like.
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Summary
It’s perfectly reasonable for parents to indulge in personal spending without guilt. After all, ensuring a little bit of joy amidst the responsibilities of parenthood is key to maintaining balance. From craft beers to music, enjoying life’s small pleasures is essential.