Love it or loathe it, it’s that season again when nearly everything—except perhaps your personal hygiene products (just wait… it’s coming)—gets a pumpkin spice makeover. Whether it’s flavored, scented, or just a hint of spice, this fall trend kicks off as early as late summer, much to our dismay. Of course, the highlight is those lattes that many parents can’t seem to resist, but the obsession doesn’t stop there. From candles to Oreos, soaps, cream cheese, beer, and lotion, the list of pumpkin-infused products is seemingly endless. Fall has become synonymous with pumpkin spice, and there’s no escaping it.
If you’re not a fan of pumpkin spice, gather around. And if you adore it, there’s plenty here for you too! The witty parents of Twitter have chimed in on this seasonal craze with their humorous takes.
- Sweet Freedom: Pumpkin spice may have its charm, but who really needs it when you can shout freely at home, without worrying about the neighbors judging? Bring on the cozy vibes.
- Versatile Wonders: Just toss it into anything! While you’re at it, sprinkle some on the kids for a much-needed scent upgrade over dirty feet and diaper disasters.
- Storytime Madness: Why not add pumpkin spice to storytime? It seems to be invading every aspect of our lives anyway.
- Cautionary Tales: That caffeine and sugar combo can lead to sleepless nights, pondering when your next pumpkin spice latte will be. Or worse, frequent bathroom breaks.
- Universal Appeal: Pumpkin spice isn’t just for us; it has inter-species allure. All we need now are tiny infinity scarves for our pets.
- Follow the Rules: Don’t force pumpkin spice down everyone’s throat while they’re still rocking flip-flops. Calm down, the season will come.
- Temporary Exception: If it means avoiding election chatter, fine. Let’s talk pumpkin spice before summer grilling season wraps up. Better than discussing “Trumpkin.” See what I did there?
- Forget Fall: We have preschool songs to rewrite about the seasons anyway.
- Preach It: They cut her from the first tour. What a shame! She was so relatable to us all.
- A Final Wish: Sprinkle pumpkin spice on my casket, please.
- Recovery Begins: To some, those PSLs taste like hot, sweet vomit. I may or may not be one of those people. Trying to stay neutral in the pumpkin spice wars.
- Final Warning: You’ve been cautioned. Happy Fall!
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In summary, as we dive into the pumpkin spice season, it’s a mix of love, hate, and humor among parents. Whether you’re embracing the trend or rolling your eyes at it, the witty takes from Twitter keep us entertained through the chaos of fall.