Let’s be real: grocery shopping with a fussy little one is a nightmare. It’s like trying to navigate a minefield while juggling eggs. Food shopping falls under the annoying category of “basic necessities,” so even though I’d love to skip it, I can’t let my kiddos starve until they’re too tired to voice their complaints.
When I find myself rummaging through the remnants of snack wrappers in the car, desperately searching for any remains of a snack, I know it’s time to brave the grocery store. I load my children into the car and prepare myself for the inevitable chaos that will ensue among the aisles as we hunt down the few items they’ll actually eat. Sure, it’s a challenge that sometimes leaves me with tiny tooth marks on my fingers!
For some reason, riding in a shopping cart while I juggle lists and coupons pushes my toddler into full tantrum mode—every. single. time. And if that’s not enough, I often encounter well-meaning strangers, who believe they’re helping with their uninformed comments or unsolicited advice. Spoiler alert: they never do.
Here are seven things you should avoid saying to a mom whose child is in full meltdown mode at the grocery store:
- “Poor little guy!” Please don’t patronize my child. There’s nothing “poor” about him; he’s getting pushed around in a colorful cart while I spend way too much on snacks that will either end up crushed in the couch or used as makeshift art supplies. He’s not a victim in this scenario.
- “He’ll tire himself out!” If only that were true. What I really need is a miracle, not wishful thinking.
- “What’s wrong?” Let’s be honest: my child can’t hear you over his own screams, and your question won’t magically transform him into a calm, well-mannered little angel. And even if he did decide to share his grievances, what exactly do you plan to do about it? Hand him a toy or offer him candy? No thanks.
- “Looks like he could use a nap.” Yeah, we both could! Want to take over while I grab a quick nap in the pharmacy aisle?
- (Leaning in and poking the child) Seriously? You just went from a mildly upset toddler to a full-blown raging grizzly bear. Thanks for that!
- “I remember those days!” Either you’re lying, or you’re completely out of touch with reality. If you truly remembered the chaos, you’d know to keep your distance. Save your nostalgia for your memoirs and let me handle this.
- Anything at all. For the love of all that is holy, just pay for your items and keep your comments to yourself. Maybe take a detour to the pasta aisle and learn how to use your noodle before engaging with families in distress.
In short, if my child is in a full-blown meltdown and I can’t calm him down, a random stranger certainly won’t be able to help. All you’re doing is drawing more attention to the situation and extending my shopping trip. After surviving an hour of chaos, all I want is to get home and devour the Cosmic Brownies I just bought. If you want more insights into the trials of motherhood, check out this article on Cervical Insemination.
Summary:
Navigating the grocery store with a screaming child can be a challenge for any mom. From unsolicited comments to unwanted advice, there are things you should definitely avoid saying during these trying moments. Remember, sometimes silence is the best response.
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