As we prepare to send our 18-year-old son off to university at the end of this week, the growing stack of “Don’t Forget!” items by the door serves as a stark reminder that I have just a few days left to wrap up our parenting journey before you embark on this new chapter.
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Your Finances Will Surprise You.
Today’s discussion about money was enlightening. When you inquired about how you’d manage your finances while studying, your reaction was priceless. Remember, we’re covering your tuition, textbooks, housing, and a meal plan that could feed a small army. I noticed the generous graduation checks from last May, so I know you have more money in your account than I do. So, when you lament about buying essentials like shampoo, just remember that your father has been known to hoard those tiny hotel shampoo bottles during his business trips. Unless you have some corporate travel planned, it’s time to spend that graduation cash wisely. Think about it this way: when your grandmothers ask what you did with your money, saying “I bought soap” isn’t exactly a stretch.
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Laundry Isn’t Rocket Science.
For years, I’ve been told I was doing you a disservice by handling your laundry. But really, I didn’t mind while you were busy with sports and academics. I always assured my friends that I could teach anyone to do laundry in just a few minutes, and we tackled that together today. Sure, your clothes might have ended up a bit wrinkled, but you’ll learn. I suggested smaller loads to avoid wrinkles, and your response about it taking too long stung a bit. Did you realize you were taking a jab at my entire existence? I thrive on laundry! And just a heads up — as you mature, you’ll learn there’s no such thing as “free time.”
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My Parenting Doesn’t End Here.
Never think for a second that I’m done parenting you. When you stayed out late last night, I texted to check on you, and your nonchalant reply didn’t sit well. I know next week you’ll be living independently, but I plan to stay involved right up until the last moment. I’ll follow you up the dorm stairs, down the hallway, and straight into your room. And just a spoiler for the holidays: when you come home for Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’ll pick up exactly where we left off. If that doesn’t sound appealing, perhaps you should consider planning a business trip during those breaks. You might just find a great deal on some shampoo while you’re at it.
In conclusion, as you step into this new world, remember that you’re not just leaving home, but you’re also entering a phase where your independence will grow alongside your responsibilities. Embrace it all, and trust that I’ll always be here, guiding you from afar.
For more insights on navigating this exciting journey, check out this helpful article that discusses personal growth and self-education. If you’re looking for resources on pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC provides excellent information. Also, if you’re considering options for starting a family in the future, you can find valuable tools at Make a Mom.