To the Mom Who Stood Out at Drop-off This Morning

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This morning was one of those chaotic ones that had me running back and forth in the driveway because my kids seemed to have forgotten it was library day. As I pulled up to drop-off, I had to hop out to deliver a crucial document to the school office. That’s when I saw you. You were a breath of fresh air amid the morning rush. My eyes were weary from a restless night, thanks to my youngest waking me up twice after nightmares fueled by a show he’s not allowed to watch.

You were there, effortlessly engaging in conversation with another mom, exuding an aura of calm. I quickly greeted you as I hurried past, but I couldn’t help but take a moment to admire your outfit. I realize it’s not polite to scrutinize others, but I promise my look wasn’t judgmental; it was filled with genuine admiration.

Honestly, as a 43-year-old still figuring out my fashion choices, I found myself envious of your style. You wore those trendy ripped boyfriend jeans, a clear sign that you know the skinny jean craze is fading. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to replace my wide-leg boot cuts from 2008 with, you guessed it, skinny jeans that are already out of style. You probably snagged those designer jeans for a steal, while I’m stuck shelling out a fortune at a store where personal stylists outnumber customers.

Above those chic jeans was a perfectly fitted sleeveless top, neither too long nor too short. Your toned arms were a sight to behold, making me wish I had put in the effort at the gym instead of opting for my usual cooking routine. It’s only May, and yet you had a sun-kissed glow that seemed hard to believe. Are you using a self-tanner? If so, how do you avoid the telltale orange streaks I can never seem to escape?

And those shoes! Strappy heels that didn’t hinder your graceful stride. I, on the other hand, seem to clomp around like a Clydesdale in heels. You make it look easy, while I can barely manage a trip to drop-off without feeling out of place.

Your stylish sunglasses shielded your eyes from the sun, unlike my current pair from Walgreens, which I’m sure will be safe from any mishaps—unlike my last pair that met an untimely end underfoot.

Your hair was sleek, frizz-free, and your color was consistent from roots to tips. Mine, however, turns a stark gray every few weeks, but I’m too busy to visit the salon regularly. Are your roots naturally the same shade, or is your stylist your new best friend? By the way, do you cook meals at home or rely on delivery services? I tried grocery delivery once, but the fees made it impractical.

I hope you didn’t catch me staring too long and think I’m judging you. I’m more of an admirer, appreciating your effort and style. If we cross paths again, I’ll do my best to keep my gaze polite.

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In summary, I just wanted to express my admiration for you as a fellow mom navigating the daily chaos. Your effortless style and grace at drop-off inspire me to step up my own game.

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