Have you ever indulged in the show “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”? It’s one of those guilty pleasures that I can enjoy while lounging in my pajamas, often accompanied by a healthy dose of sarcasm. Sure, there are medical anomalies and extraordinary circumstances, like the woman who had her tubes tied only to find out they had reconnected. At 50 years old, she believed she was suffering from a tumor instead of carrying a child. Talk about a whirlwind of life events!
However, the reality is that many unexpected pregnancies seem to stem from denial. When my partner and I decided to expand our family, I experienced more than just the telltale sign of a pregnancy test—there were numerous indicators along the way. Let’s just say, I was pretty certain I was pregnant.
To assist anyone who might be feeling uncertain, I’ve compiled a list of signs that could suggest you’re expecting:
- A random stranger shares their shocking birth story with you while you shop for groceries.
- You suddenly find yourself repulsed by chocolate cake but crave a large bag of Brussels sprouts.
- You pass gas in the grocery aisle and nonchalantly blame it on your toddler in the cart.
- Your OB-GYN has become more familiar than your significant other.
- You’ve nearly exhausted your Netflix binge-watching options.
- You navigate to the bathroom in total darkness, counting your steps with precision.
- Getting out of bed feels like an Olympic event requiring a running start.
- You create bizarre food combinations like salsa, eggs, grapes, bacon, nuts, lettuce, feta, and an apple all in one bowl.
- You wince as you step on the scale at your doctor’s office.
- Your prayers now include pleas for safe and easy bowel movements.
- You ask for the bathroom’s location as soon as you enter a new place.
- Daydreams about delivering a sucker punch to someone unexpectedly cross your mind.
- The toilet has become your second home—sometimes you face forward, other times backward.
- Your partner has developed an envious nickname for your body pillow.
- You’ve lost track of your shaving routine and wonder how the baby will make its exit—hoping for a machete in hand.
- Your emotions are on a rollercoaster; happiness brings tears, sadness brings tears, and anger leads to yelling.
- You resolve to clean the house but end up sitting on a bag of frozen peas while watching daytime television.
- At yoga, you find yourself mostly lying on your mat, contemplating your next meal.
- You feel empowered, courageous, and significant because you are, indeed, about to become a mother.
If any of these resonate with you, you may want to explore this further. For more insights into the world of home insemination, check out our other blog post here. Additionally, for those considering artificial insemination, CryoBaby offers valuable resources that may help. If you’re interested in fertility treatments, this is an excellent resource for pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, being aware of these signs could provide clarity if you suspect you might be pregnant. Whether it’s unexpected cravings, emotional shifts, or bathroom habits, pay attention to your body—it might be trying to tell you something significant.