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I delivered my children in a hospital setting. With epidurals administered promptly, I found comfort in the gleaming equipment and the expertise of my medical team. This might not be everyone’s choice, but it certainly worked for me.
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I opted for disposable diapers. Let’s face it, the thought of rinsing out messes in the toilet is not appealing, and I can’t imagine my little ones in anything other than what’s convenient.
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I don’t make my own jams and jellies from homegrown berries. My life is hectic enough without adding canning to the mix.
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My kids own plastic toys. Yes, it’s true! Despite having an array of toys, they often prefer playing with rocks, sticks, and the occasional cardboard tube instead.
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I believe in vaccinations. In fact, we follow the pediatrician’s schedule for immunizations. It’s a personal choice that works well for our family.
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We don’t co-sleep. To be an effective parent, I need my sleep, and co-sleeping can make that challenging.
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Occasionally, I forget my reusable bags at the store. I know, shocking! I often find myself apologizing profusely in line as I scramble for excuses other than “I just forgot.”
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If we had to cultivate our own food, we would likely starve. I can barely keep a houseplant alive, let alone a garden.
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I indulge in Velveeta. Yes, I admit it! This gooey cheese is a guilty pleasure I keep hidden in my fridge.
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I only practice yoga to feel better about my physique. When asked to set an intention, mine is always to tone up, if I’m honest.
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We aren’t vegan or vegetarian. My family loves bacon too much to give it up. We can even enjoy a classic movie like Charlotte’s Web while savoring our favorite meat.
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We do watch various shows and movies. While we don’t own a TV (it broke long ago), we have every other streaming device imaginable.
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I wear shoes and, occasionally, a bra. Usually just on days I have to go out!
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Soap is part of my routine, but I don’t shower every day (please don’t judge). Still, I do use soap regularly.
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I’ve never ground my own grain for baking. Honestly, I wouldn’t even know where to start with that process.
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I don’t subscribe to the idea that coconut oil is a miracle cure for everything. It’s beneficial, sure, but not for every single ailment.
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We see a doctor when we’re unwell. I trust that healthcare professionals are doing their best to help us and our children feel better.
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I don’t homeschool my kids. They take a bus to public school, and I think it’s fantastic because it gives us all some much-needed space.
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I draw the line at Brewer’s yeast on popcorn. If you haven’t encountered this bizarre trend, consider yourself lucky. It just doesn’t belong there.
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Lastly, I’ve never attempted to make kale chips. I might just be kicked out of the health-conscious community for that one.
In the end, I embrace what works for me, even if it means not fitting the “crunchy” mold all the time. So, my hippie friends, feel free to keep chatting with me, but maybe skip the invitation to that placenta-eating gathering!
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