When it comes to gynecological visits in France, many women experience a unique blend of practices and cultural attitudes that can be quite surprising. As a doctor who has witnessed countless patients navigate these appointments, I’d like to share some amusing yet enlightening truths about what it’s like to visit a gynecologist in France.
1. The “Italian Induction” Prescription
One of the more unconventional suggestions I often make to expectant mothers nearing their due date is to engage in intimate relations with their partners. Known colloquially in France as the “Italian Induction,” many women have reported its unexpected effectiveness for jumpstarting labor. I often chuckle at the reactions I receive, especially during the sweltering summer months when comfort is at a premium.
2. Embracing Nudity in the Exam Room
In my practice, nudity is a common occurrence. We have a designated area for patients to undress, but after that, they often have to make a brisk walk across the room to the scale. It’s not unusual for partners to accompany them, making the whole experience a bit more communal than what many might be used to in other countries.
3. No Covering Up
Once on the exam table, patients should not expect a sheet or gown to drape over them. In contrast to the U.S. practice of offering covers, here in France, we embrace a more straightforward approach. Patients often laugh about the stark difference in cultural attitudes towards modesty.
4. Honest Conversations About Weight
I’ve had instances where women come in for postpartum check-ups, and I’ve been candid about their weight as they transition back to exercise. One patient, for instance, had a doctor who cheerfully reminded her that it’s time to shed the post-baby pounds. This directness is part of the cultural fabric here, which may contribute to the saying that “French women don’t get fat.”
5. The Mirror Surprise
During examinations, I often have mirrors positioned strategically, leading to some hilarious moments. Patients, curious about what I see, sometimes glance at the mirror and are taken aback by the view. It’s a shared laugh that lightens the mood during what can be an uncomfortable moment.
6. Restoring Pre-Baby Confidence
For women concerned about their bodies post-delivery, I offer procedures that can help restore their pre-childbirth conditions. Many are astonished to learn that such options exist, and I assure them that they will feel “normal” again if they decide to consider surgical options. However, I always remind them it’s important to be finished having children before pursuing this.
So, if you ever find yourself feeling anxious about a gynecological appointment, just remember the French approach: humor, openness, and a touch of absurdity. And if you’re interested in more about fertility and related topics, check out our article on home insemination options, or visit resources like Mount Sinai for further reading.
In summary, gynecological visits in France offer a refreshing yet sometimes bewildering experience, combining humor and straightforwardness that can make appointments memorable.