Entering college as a freshman is an experience filled with excitement, anxiety, and a series of new challenges—much like the journey of pregnancy. Both phases come with memorable moments, unexpected surprises, and a fair share of awkwardness. Here are 30 ways being pregnant is strikingly similar to your freshman year at college:
- Weight gain ranges from 15 to 65 pounds.
- You develop cravings for unlimited snacks.
- Breakfast can consist of cold pizza or fried chicken.
- Napping becomes a favorite pastime, no matter where you are.
- Public vomiting is a new experience you may encounter.
- You find yourself stumbling in front of strangers.
- Decorating your nursery or dorm becomes an extensive project.
- You plan to hit the gym regularly, but it rarely happens.
- Most days are spent in a cycle of sleeping, feeling nauseous, and browsing the internet for advice.
- You worry about finding friends who match the quality of your old ones.
- Feelings of anxiety and confusion seem to be the norm.
- Your bed starts to feel painfully cramped.
- Eating questionable cafeteria food leads to some unpleasant surprises.
- Emotional outbursts (especially during TV shows) become routine.
- You suddenly find yourself calling your mom more often—hello, neediness!
- A constant feeling of fatigue can resemble a permanent hangover.
- Yoga pants become your go-to outfit.
- Long sleep sessions dominate your schedule.
- You regret skipping lunch when exhaustion sets in.
- Laundry piles up as laziness takes over; dirty clothes can linger for days.
- You may take life more seriously than necessary.
- Awkward intimate moments are a theme.
- Sharing bizarre bodily experiences with friends becomes common.
- You dress up thinking you look good, only to cringe at photos later.
- Choosing a moms group feels as intense as rushing a sorority.
- You encounter mothers who are a bit too opinionated.
- But you also meet incredible women who become lifelong friends.
- You vow never to experience this again—yet you might.
- Both journeys represent new beginnings.
- When it’s all over, you tend to forget the hardships and reminisce fondly.
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In summary, both pregnancy and freshman year in college are transformative experiences filled with challenges, laughter, and growth. From navigating friendships to dealing with bodily changes, the similarities are striking.