As a medical professional, I generally adhere to the laws of the land. Sure, I might have once removed a “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” tag from a pillow, but I assure you, that’s a gray area. You won’t catch me committing major offenses like shoplifting or graffitiing the local park with “MOM LIFE.” No, I’m just your ordinary suburbanite, mostly following the rules.
However, I must confess that occasionally, I do find myself speeding. The posted speed limit is 35, yet my speedometer might flirt with 45 (oops!). I understand that speed limits are established for safety, but sometimes, especially for moms, there are perfectly valid reasons to accelerate. Here are a few scenarios:
1. You’re Running Late
Being late is perhaps the most common trigger for speeding. Life throws curveballs—maybe a diaper malfunction or a flat tire derails your plans. When these situations arise, there’s little option but to rush. The repercussions of tardiness can range from awkwardly entering a meeting mid-discussion to your child wondering why you didn’t show up at school.
2. A Backseat Declaration of Illness
Picture this: you’re cruising along at a reasonable pace when suddenly, a voice from the backseat announces, “I don’t feel good.” Panic sets in as you realize you’re without any sort of emergency bucket or bag. You quickly assess the remnants of lunch scattered on the floor—cold fries won’t cut it. As you weigh your options, you quickly decide that speeding home is the best choice before disaster strikes.
3. An Urgent Bathroom Need
Whether it’s a child who can’t hold it or you putting off a bathroom visit for too long, the urge to go can create a pressing need for speed. Most people prefer the coziness of their home toilet rather than a public restroom, especially when the nearest one is a questionable gas station. So, it’s time to put the pedal to the metal.
4. A Challenge at the Stoplight
Minivan drivers are often susceptible to competitive urges. You pull up next to a sleek sports car, and suddenly, there’s a sense of rivalry. The driver gives you a side-eye, and you feel an urge to prove that family vehicles can be just as fierce. When the light changes, you hit the accelerator, leaving that shiny car behind—at least for a moment.
5. Your Favorite Song Comes On
We’ve all experienced the moment when the right song comes on the radio. You’re driving along, and suddenly, the beat drops, and you feel the need to turn it up and jam out. A great track can make you forget about speed limits, and before you know it, you’re speeding down the highway, channeling your inner rock star.
I’m not promoting reckless driving—just acknowledging that I, like many other drivers, occasionally exceed the limit. To the law enforcement officers who may witness my minor infractions, I apologize for my occasional lead foot, and I promise to be more mindful—except when nature calls. You get it, right?
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In summary, while we can all agree that speeding isn’t ideal, sometimes the chaos of motherhood leads to a bit of a rush. Acknowledging these moments can help us navigate the challenges more thoughtfully.