We’re heading off on a family getaway! I find it hard to call it a vacation, given that I’ll be bringing my energetic toddler along. Yes, I’ve taken some time off work and we’ll be soaking up the sun at the beach, but I can’t say I’m expecting much in the way of relaxation. “Relaxation” isn’t exactly my child’s middle name—his real middle name is “STOP CLIMBING ON THOSE ROCKS! YOU’RE GOING TO FALL!”
Normally, vacations are all about sleeping in, indulging in some good reads, and enjoying leisurely meals. However, with a toddler joining the fray, those simple pleasures morph into something unrecognizable. Here’s how I foresee our family getaway diverging from a true vacation:
1. Reading
My partner and I made a few last-minute book purchases, and I can swear my computer chuckled at me when I clicked “checkout.” The chances of us lounging on the beach with a novel are about as likely as my toddler taking a nap on cue. Most of my reading will probably consist of GPS directions and train stories.
2. Sleeping
This time, it’s not the computer laughing, but rather my son, who has established a strict 6:30 a.m. wake-up routine. It doesn’t matter the day of the week or the location; his internal clock doesn’t recognize vacation time. For him, every day is an adventure.
3. Relaxing
Lately, my child’s favorite hobbies include ignoring my requests and being hyperactive. Combine that with his knack for wandering into dangerous situations, and you’ll find that relaxation is a distant dream.
4. Drinking
While there will be plenty of drinking, it’ll mostly be crammed into that fleeting three-hour window between his bedtime and our inevitable crash. But hey, a little wine can’t hurt, right?
5. Miscellaneous Activities
What do people typically do on vacation? Movies? Toddler. Dining out? Toddler. Romantic moments? Toddler. Mini-golf? Well, that might just happen, but “play” could be a stretch.
I’m not suggesting we won’t have a good time—it will be enjoyable, and I’m looking forward to it. However, it doesn’t quite compare to a vacation without kids. At least I’ll be less hungover!
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In summary, while family getaways are filled with joy and unforgettable moments, they often lack the tranquility associated with a traditional vacation. Embracing the chaos is part of the experience, and it’s all worth it in the end!