It seems we’ve welcomed another little one into our already bustling household since this article was first written. I thought I’d heard all the inquiries and curiosities about our large family dynamic, but I was mistaken. Questions related to our unique family size seem to be endless.
Here are a few more intriguing questions I’ve received since the arrival of our seventh child, along with my candid responses—if I were feeling less like a professional.
- “Was this last one an accident?”
No, curious stranger, but I appreciate your boldness. Let’s just say that not everything needs to be discussed so openly. Maybe focus on your own life choices instead. - “How do you even find time for intimacy?”
Well, here’s a little secret: every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, we designate family movie nights. We whip up some pizza, and, well, let’s say we have our methods to ensure the kids are fast asleep by the time the credits roll. After that, it’s our time to reconnect! - “How do you manage to feed them all?”
“Feeding” can be a subjective term. We often have our kids draw numbers to determine who gets a hot meal on any given night. Sometimes, we spice things up with a friendly backyard contest to keep things exciting. It may sound extreme, but it teaches them to strategize about what they really want. Rest assured, even the less fortunate still get fed—albeit with something simple like bread, ketchup, and water. It’s all part of the adventure of having a big family! - “Have you ever left one of them behind?”
Honestly, yes! But what parent hasn’t? That’s why we have our kids microchipped. We usually have them back within a day or so—no big deal! - “Are you trying to compete with the Duggars?”
Absolutely not! Let’s just say their lifestyle isn’t quite our cup of tea. - “Aren’t you worried that statistically, one of them might be LGBTQ+?”
My worry lies more with the world they will inherit—one where intolerance still exists. I celebrate diversity and hope my children grow up in a world that embraces all. - “Wow! Your body must be ruined!”
Ah, the classic assumption. Just so you know, all my children were delivered via C-section, so my body is doing just fine, thank you very much.
I understand that large families are not the norm, and I’m always open to respectful inquiries. However, when curiosity turns into judgment, that’s where I draw the line. Every family has the right to choose how many children to have, and it’s nobody’s business but their own. If you find yourself asking these kinds of questions, it might be time to reflect on your own perspective.
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In conclusion, while curiosity about family dynamics is natural, it’s essential to approach the topic with an open heart and mind.