Parenting is a journey that often strays from the path of conventional norms, and I’ve always embraced a more eclectic approach. Picture me, that mom with a toddler nestled in a vibrant Guatemalan wrap, while other parents opt for sleek Bugaboos priced at over a grand. My cloth diapering days began when pins and plastic covers were the norm, and I can tell you, it was far from glamorous—more like a smelly chore.
Today, the notion of being a “hippie” parent has gained some trendy credibility. But let’s be clear—I’m not talking about the stereotype of tie-dye shirts and incense wafting through the air. My form of hippie parenting is a lifestyle I adopted long before the term “free-range kids” was even a thing. As my children have grown, so too has my understanding of what this parenting style truly entails. Reflecting on my experiences, I’ve realized that some of my initial ideas were, well, not quite as brilliant as I thought. So, for those of you considering the hippie parenting route, here are some eye-opening truths.
Kids and Carob Chips
First off, kids and carob chips just don’t mix. Let’s face it: they’re not chocolate, they don’t taste like chocolate, and once your child has savored the richness of real chocolate, those carob chips will find their way to the compost bin. As for organic alternatives, while options are improving, I guarantee no child will choose a black bean/brown rice/turnip chip over a classic Dorito. If your little one happens to be an adventurous snacker, I salute you with a bag of turnip chips—may they appreciate your hippie parenting skills.
Reusable Wipes
Next up, let’s talk about toilet paper. In an effort to reduce waste, I once thought reusable wipes were the way to go. Armed with flannel squares I meticulously cut and sewed, I was ready to save the planet. But persuading my teenage kids to adopt this eco-friendly habit? A total flop. Apparently, the concept of using something that’s not flushable was too much for them, and my noble intentions fell flat.
Body Hair Removal
And here’s a reality check: body hair removal is a personal choice, but keep in mind that your kids might not appreciate your decisions as much as you do. You might think it’s empowering to embrace your natural self, but when you’re at the pool and lift your arm only to reveal a forest of hair, your kids might not share your artistic vision. They’re looking for cleanliness and conformity, not a lesson in body positivity.
Further Reading
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Conclusion
In summary, hippie parenting is a unique journey filled with unexpected challenges and lessons. The ideals may be noble, but the execution can often be comically misguided. Embrace the ride, but be prepared for some hard truths along the way!
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