I find myself in a position where I might be ruining my kids for life, and honestly, I’m surprisingly okay with that. Let me clarify: it’s not my intention to harm them, but the reality is that I’m probably doing quite a few things wrong. It’s a common truth among parents—most of us have likely made some mistakes along the way. (Except for my dad, of course. If you’re reading this, you’re off the hook! And when you call to ask for clarification, just know I meant it.)
I recognize my shortcomings, and that’s perfectly acceptable. In fact, I’ve come to terms with the idea that rather than saving for college, we might just want to start a therapy fund.
Take, for instance, my youngest. He’s had his share of formula—yes, that dreaded nectar from the “Devil’s fountain.” Sure, it may have been a lifesaver, but it’s still just formula. And both of my kids enjoy their fair share of television. I won’t disclose the exact amount they watch, as it might spark judgment from some and disbelief from others. Let’s just say my eldest can often be heard singing catchy jingles from a show like Daniel Tiger. I can already predict those tunes will echo in their minds for at least the next two decades.
I’m not particularly fond of television. I’ve read countless articles emphasizing its adverse effects on children, and I wholeheartedly agree. Yet, I still let my kids watch it. I even admit to strapping them into their high chairs, turning on an episode of Daniel Tiger, and sneaking off for a quick shower. At least it’s educational, right?
Now, let’s discuss vegetables. Before becoming a parent, I absorbed all the wisdom available: consume vegetables during pregnancy, puree organic options, and introduce a variety of greens to them. I was supposed to expose my children to a new vegetable dozens of times. Yet, somewhere around the 14th attempt, I gave up, and the last time they willingly ate a vegetable that wasn’t a potato was during Thanksgiving—when they only devoured the pie crust.
As for foreign languages, my kids have yet to experience any exposure, unless you count the French I learned in college, which is quite different from the slang I picked up on the playground. My boys are fascinated with transportation, so when you hear them shouting “Truck!” or “Ship!” you’ll understand why.
I often find myself reading articles titled “Parenting: You’re Doing it Wrong.” While I know they’re clickbait, I can’t help but dive into the latest studies on my parenting failures, especially regarding the balance of working versus staying at home. Unfortunately, my kids will likely bear the brunt of both neglect and overprotectiveness. Sorry, kiddos.
It’s not that I lack the desire to improve. I read those parenting tips (usually while my kids are around) and try to implement changes, albeit for a short period. I genuinely want them to watch less television, consume more veggies, and grow into well-adjusted individuals. The challenge is making it all work. Despite my guilt, I have yet to purchase a single educational toy crafted from organic kale.
If these are the things that may negatively impact my children’s futures, I can accept that. We all make mistakes, and I sincerely hope this is the worst of mine. When they inevitably call me in 20 years to express their grievances, I’ll be hoping it’s about too many episodes of Daniel Tiger and the “When You Have to Go Potty, Stop and Go Right Away!” song being stuck in their heads.
They can voice their complaints about how I’ve failed them, and I know more challenges await as they grow. It’s a part of the journey we all face as parents. But one thing I excel at is loving them wholeheartedly. They are my world, every breath I take.
So, if too much television and too few vegetables are the worst I do, I can live with that. They will always be surrounded by love, and if letting go of some worries allows me to love them more freely, then I will choose that path every time.
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Summary:
Navigating parenthood can lead to moments of doubt where we fear we’re failing our children. Amidst the chaos of television, formula, and vegetable wars, one thing remains clear: love is paramount. While mistakes will undoubtedly happen, the unconditional love we provide can outweigh the little things that might go wrong. Ultimately, it’s about embracing our journey as parents, with all its imperfections.