What is it about that iconic Adele video, “Hello,” that makes it such a ripe target for parody? Is it the nostalgic sepia tones? The dramatic wind? Or perhaps the fabulous coat? While many parodies have tickled our funny bones, one particular take on motherhood truly stands out. Singer-songwriter Lisa Thompson channels the trials of parenting, making Adele’s heartfelt lyrics seem almost tame:
Hello, it’s me. I wish I could indulge in a glass of wine—maybe some cheese, But instead, I’m wrangling kids to eat their peas. One’s at volleyball, the other’s flunking in school— Why can’t she grasp these fractions? I’m losing my cool... Hello from the motherhood side, I think I’ve dialed a thousand times, Just to say, this homework’s tearing me apart, Yet when I try to help, it’s like I’m shooting darts. Hello, mama, how’s life treating you? I can see those Cheetos on your hands; it’s true. You deserve a win, You’re plucking those pesky whiskers, And your thighs are now skin-to-skin... Hello from the motherhood side, I might just break down and cry, I adore my kiddos, but honestly, I’m done— Can someone please pass the pinot noir, just for fun...
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In summary, this humorous take on the struggles of motherhood captures the essence of the daily chaos that many parents face, highlighting the need for a little humor and a glass of wine along the way.