Hello, everyone! I’ve decided to create a special holiday, and I’d love for you to join me in the celebration. Let’s kick it off with a little poem titled “The Ultimate Day of Relaxation”:
You’ve cooked, you’ve cleaned, You’ve planned and prepped, it’s true, You’ve made the season bright, And now you’re feeling blue. You need a break, a drink, Maybe a slice of cake, And some mindless TV, While the family eats leftover turkey. "New toys were opened yesterday!" "Today, no cooking!” you say. The keys can stay right where they are, Pajamas are your outfit, Your hair can go as it may, It’s December 26, Time to indulge in a day of bliss, Where you reign supreme on the couch, With the remote in your grasp, Pouring wine into your glass— You’ve earned this day off; it’s a must! Moms' Day Off is December 26!
Are you ready for it? I’ve been celebrating (or at least attempting to) Moms’ Day Off on December 26 for several years now. Some years it goes perfectly, while other times, life gets in the way. I established this personal holiday after realizing that from December 22 to December 25, I hardly sat down! By the 26th, I was completely exhausted.
The first time I celebrated Moms’ Day Off, I had a toddler and a young child, alongside my husband, who was presumably somewhere in the house. It took me ages to watch a movie, but I still remember it as one of the best days of my life! My kids, on the other hand, have mixed feelings about this day. I may or may not have a little too much fun teasing them about the holiday.
So, you want to join in? Here are the ground rules:
- Mom controls the remote from wake-up until bedtime (and falling asleep on the couch is totally allowed).
- The car stays parked.
- Wine can be enjoyed starting at 11 a.m. (or even 10:30, let’s be honest).
- No cooking—leftovers or easy self-serve options only!
- Stay in pajamas all day. (I once went to a family gathering still in my PJs.)
- Naps are mandatory—nap as much as you can!
- No complaints from anyone except mom. (This rule is often broken, but worth a shot.)
Now, what about dads? Can they partake? Generally, I’m open to inclusivity, but there are some caveats. Dads should actively assist with holiday preparations to earn their spot on the couch. If they haven’t lifted a finger, they might want to steer clear of Mom’s Day Off to avoid any potential backlash. And yes, if a child calls out for “Mom” on this day, feel free to interpret that as “Dad!”
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Summary:
December 26 is a special day dedicated to mothers, allowing them to relax and enjoy a break after the holiday hustle. With fun rules like controlling the remote and indulging in snacks, this day is all about self-care. Dads can join in, but only if they’ve helped out during the holiday preparations.