As a parent with a young child during the bustling holiday season, it’s likely you’ll find yourself at the mall. It’s a cozy spot, it’s free, and sometimes, daytime cocktails just aren’t an option. Gone are the days when the biggest concern was shielding your child from the enticing Build-A-Bear store. Now, you have to dodge the persistent kiosk workers, who seem to multiply during the holidays like rabbits.
Fortunately, there are effective strategies to help you and your little one escape the mall unscathed, without ending up with an unnecessary collection of novelty items. Here are three clever tactics to keep your shopping experience enjoyable.
Strategy 1: Decline the Samples
As you and your child enter the glittery world of retail, the temptation to accept a free sample from a kiosk can be strong. However, it’s crucial to resist that urge. While that tiny cup of gingerbread latte might sound delightful, it often leads to an unwanted sales pitch where your child might decide that this is the perfect moment to test your patience by kicking you in the leg. Before you know it, you could leave with an oversupply of flavored tea and a toddler in wet pants, all while wondering how you got there.
Instead of engaging with the samples, remember that they often come with a cost—not just in money but in your time and sanity. You don’t need to be drawn in by that bamboo pillow or the fancy ergonomic mouse that’s suddenly caught your eye. Once you touch it, you may find yourself stuck in a conversation that feels like a time warp.
Strategy 2: Master the Art of Avoidance
This is where your acting skills come into play. Channel your best “I’m not interested” face—think of a professional TSA agent. Toddlers are naturally adept at avoiding social interaction, making them excellent companions for dodging kiosk workers. The key is to avoid eye contact at all costs. A simple nod or smile can lead to an unwanted conversation about cat calendars or overpriced bath products.
For those with a friendly demeanor, consider traveling in groups. Having an expressive child or an assertive friend can serve as a powerful deterrent. If a kiosk employee approaches, leverage the toddler’s natural tendencies to throw a tantrum or distract them with snacks. This will create a protective bubble that allows you to navigate the mall with ease.
Strategy 3: Take the Initiative
For those particularly persistent kiosk employees who seem determined to make a sale, it may be time for a more direct approach. Instead of waiting for them to engage you, take the first step. Present them with an item of your own—maybe a set of oven mitts crafted by your child or your own version of their overpriced trinkets, priced a dollar less. This unconventional tactic isn’t covered in their training and can clear the path for you and your child.
Alternatively, engage them by continually asking for more samples. If they offer to style your hair, insist that a full makeover, complete with your toddler’s hair, is necessary before you consider buying anything. By the end of the encounter, you can claim you need to “test” the product longer and schedule a follow-up visit—using your purchased cat calendar to set an appointment. This will likely send the kiosk worker packing!
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