As the holiday travel season approaches, many families are preparing for flights with little ones in tow. My wish for you is that all your loved ones can gather for the celebrations (and find a cozy place to stay). If you’re flying with young children, may you enjoy endless hours of screen time, supportive cabin crew, ample snacks, a peaceful nap, and perhaps even a bit of holiday cheer! However, we all know that not every wish gets granted. So, here are 10 essential realities you can expect when flying with children:
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The Laughable Changing Table
If you’re not familiar with the “changing table,” it’s typically situated in the front restroom of the aircraft. This is the same restroom you can’t just pop into; you must wait for the “occupied” sign to turn off and then race down the aisle. Once inside, you’ll find the “changing table” awkwardly perched above the toilet—roughly the size of a skateboard. I’ve attempted to change my kids there, and every time they panic, screaming as if they’re aware that this setup was never meant for actual use. And, of course, your child will inevitably hit the emergency button, summoning flight personnel. -
Farewell to Soft Drinks
Gone are the days of sipping on delightful mini cups of soda. When the drink cart rolls by, just wave it off. Any beverage within reach of my children seems destined for spills, and I can’t risk that. Occasionally, I might order water—no ice, with a lid and straw—just for a slight adventure. -
The “Lap Child” Conundrum
I appreciate not having to buy a ticket for my child under two, but once they hit one, they take up all available space on my lap. The tray table remains stowed for the duration of the flight, making it nearly impossible to grab anything from my bag. And if you’re pregnant while juggling a lap child? It’s a real squeeze. -
The Never-Ending Seatbelt Sign
It never fails: the moment the seatbelt sign lights up, my potty-training child suddenly insists they need to go. One time, I foolishly took him to the restroom during takeoff, only to be reprimanded by a flight attendant. Sure enough, he had an accident before we could move about the cabin. -
Nutrition Rules? Not Here!
I’m generally strict about my children’s diets, but once we’re on a plane, all bets are off. Cookies, pretzels, and other travel snacks become fair game. When the flight attendant offers treats, I won’t be giving a lecture on healthy eating. The last thing I want is a tantrum in a confined space. If it keeps them busy, I’m all for it! -
The Pain of Plan Changes
Traveling can be unpredictable. I once witnessed a friend blissfully settling her son down for a nap, only to have the airline announce a gate change. The excitement quickly turned to tears. I’ve had my share of travel disasters too; once, while alone with my two young kids, we faced an emergency landing due to a fire alarm. It felt like the longest day ever. -
Unwanted Suggestions
There’s always someone with well-meaning advice, like suggesting that I nurse my baby during takeoff for ear pressure relief. I often want to shout, “Where were you for our first 50 flights?” but I usually just smile politely. However, when I’m exhausted and my children are restless, unsolicited advice can feel overwhelming. -
Potty Trips Are a Family Affair
Traveling solo with two kids means bathroom trips become a family event. I can’t leave the baby behind as my toddler needs to go, so we all squeeze into that tiny bathroom together. Picture me holding a newborn while trying to assist my son in a space that feels impossibly small. It’s enough to reconsider the entire potty training process! -
The Overwhelming Amount of Gear
It’s remarkable how much stuff a small child requires. On a recent flight, I had a stroller, a pack ‘n play, two car seats, and multiple bags. Even for a short trip, it feels like I’m packing for an expedition. -
Short-Term Memory Loss
No matter how many times I promise myself that I won’t fly with children again, I inevitably find myself booking another trip.
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In summary, flying with kids can be a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected challenges. However, with a bit of preparation and a sense of humor, it can also be a memorable experience.