The holiday season is here, bringing with it some of the busiest travel days of the year. Like many, I’ve relocated from my hometown, yet I still find myself making the lengthy journey back for family gatherings and cherished traditions. Unfortunately, I live in that awkward in-between distance where flying is impractical, but driving takes a significant chunk of time. After years of this trek, I’ve come to expect a few unique drivers along the way. Whoever claimed that “it’s about the journey, not the destination” clearly hasn’t driven through multiple states in icy conditions just before Thanksgiving or Christmas.
- The ‘Signals Are Optional’ Driver
Here’s a little tip: those blinking lights on your car aren’t just for decoration. They’re meant to notify others—like me, the innocent driver beside you—that you intend to switch lanes. When you don’t signal, it forces me to brake or swerve, resulting in a symphony of expletives. - The ‘High Beams 24/7’ Driver
High beams can be lifesavers when navigating lonely highways at night, but they become a menace when you’re tailing me with those lights shining directly into my rearview mirror. If you keep it up, I might just end up seeing the bright lights of the afterlife due to your blinding glow. - The ‘What’s Cruise Control?’ Driver
Some drivers prefer not to use cruise control, which is fine—if they can maintain a reasonable speed without it. But when you pass me and then slow down, only to pass me again moments later, it turns our trip into a frustrating dance on the highway. - The ‘Speed Limits Don’t Apply to Me’ Driver
I confess, I occasionally push the speed limit by a few miles per hour. However, I didn’t realize I was on a racetrack until I saw this speed demon in my rearview mirror. There’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of seeing these reckless drivers getting pulled over by law enforcement just ahead. - The ‘I’ll Cut You Off for an Exit’ Driver
Yes, I know I’m going slower than you’d like. But is it really necessary to zoom past me at lightning speed just to reach an exit two seconds faster? This reckless maneuver only serves to increase my frustration. - The ‘Merging at 30 MPH’ Driver
Merging onto a busy highway at a crawl is akin to leaping onto a moving treadmill—it’s not easy and often results in disaster. When you force me to slam on the brakes, it’s not just my speed that suffers; my patience does too. - The ‘Pace Car’ Driver
This isn’t a race; you don’t need to tailgate me like we’re in the Tour de France. Your insistence on staying one car length behind me forces me to either speed up or slow down, neither of which is ideal. - The ‘Offended by Passing’ Driver
Everyone feels a twinge of irritation when someone tries to pass them. But when you decide to speed up because I’m approaching, it turns into a petty battle that only makes me look bad in the left lane. - The ‘Left Lane is Mine’ Driver
Every state has guidelines about the passing lane, and they generally imply that you should not hog it. When you’re blocking my way, it’s time for you to move over and let the faster vehicles through. - The ‘Movies for Kids’ Driver
To the parent screening movies for your kids in the backseat—while I’m all for keeping the little ones entertained, the distraction those screens create can lead to some serious swerving on my part as I try to see what film is playing. I’m probably more irked by the previous nine types of drivers than your harmless entertainment choices, but let’s just say my patience is wearing thin.
As a friendly reminder, this list isn’t exclusive to just one gender. Drivers of all backgrounds can display these inconsiderate behaviors. Happy holidays, and may your travels be smooth and uneventful! If you want to learn more about managing the journey of parenthood, check out our other blog post on Intracervical Insemination.
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Summary: The holiday season brings many drivers who exhibit frustrating behaviors on the road, from those who neglect to signal to those who speed without regard for others. Understanding these types can help keep your travel experience as smooth as possible.