In Texas, we have a saying: “I may not have been born here, but I got here as fast as I could!” That sentiment resonates with me as I embrace my role as a Texas mom, especially after marrying my tall, charming Texan husband. If you’re wondering whether you qualify as a Texas mom, here are some unmistakable signs:
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Tiny Boots for Tiny Feet
Before your little ones took their first steps, they were already sporting adorable cowboy boots. At every baby shower, you can count on seeing gifts like those cute mini boots, cowboy hats, and onesies proclaiming “Made in Texas.” Is it too much? Maybe, but it’s part of the charm! -
Willie Nelson is Part of Your Family
When your baby is humming along to “On The Road Again” instead of nursery rhymes, you know you’re raising a true Texan. Late-night lullabies come courtesy of Lyle Lovett, and you’ve probably braved crowds at festivals like SXSW with your little one in tow. -
Manners are Essential
You’ve instilled the importance of respect in your children, teaching them to address adults as “ma’am” and “sir.” If it’s a family friend, a simple “Miss” or “Mister” followed by their first name is perfectly acceptable. And yes, “please” and “thank you” are non-negotiable. -
Know Your Barbecue
In Texas, there’s a big distinction between a “cookout” and a “barbecue.” When you mention barbecue, you’re talking about slow-cooked meats on a massive pit. If your gathering includes burgers and hot dogs, you better call it a cookout—otherwise, you might just raise some eyebrows! -
Unique School Lunches
Forget the typical PB&J! Texas school lunches might feature enchiladas, Frito pie, or even chili (and heaven forbid there are beans in that chili!). Pack your kiddo a chopped brisket sandwich or some chicken fried steak wrapped in a tortilla, and toss in a kolache for dessert. Not sure what a kolache is? Look it up, it’s heavenly. -
Texas Shapes Everywhere
The Lone Star state’s iconic shape is a beloved symbol, found on everything from clothing to cookie cutters. You might even have a Texas-shaped casserole dish in your kitchen! If you don’t, you probably know someone who does. -
September is State Fair Month
When the State Fair of Texas rolls around, it’s practically a holiday. Kids get a day off from school, and families flock to see Big Tex and indulge in funnel cakes and deep-fried treats. It’s a rite of passage! -
Cold Weather? Bundle Up!
If you’ve ever stepped outside in 58-degree weather and thought it was freezing, you’re a Texas mom. You quickly pile on layers of clothes for your little one and might even check if school is canceled due to a single flake of snow (which is likely just a rogue packing peanut). -
Homecoming Mums are a Big Deal
In Texas, everything is indeed bigger—especially homecoming mums! If your daughter’s floral corsage is nearly as tall as she is, you’re embracing this Texas tradition wholeheartedly. -
The Love for Blue Bell Ice Cream
You’ve prayed for the return of Blue Bell to your local store and were first in line with a spoon when it finally arrived. A true Texan knows that nothing beats the taste of Blue Bell.
Being a Texas mom is more than just a geographical location; it’s a mindset filled with pride and determination. We take care of our families with a fierce love, and mess with us, and you’re bound to find out just how strong we can be. If you’re considering home insemination, you might find helpful resources on our sister site, which covers everything from procedures to helpful tips.
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Summary
Being a Texas mom is characterized by unique traditions, values, and a whole lot of love. From the importance of manners and barbecue to the celebration of local fairs and the joy of unique school lunches, these signs help define what it means to raise your family in the Lone Star state.