If you’re contemplating whether to include your pregnant friend in a night out or a bachelorette party, pause for a moment and reconsider! Pregnant women have more to offer than just a growing belly; we can stay up past midnight and even showcase our new mom curves (and perhaps a bit of extra body hair). You might be doubtful, but let me share why we’re the best wingwomen for a girls’ night out:
- Built-In Designated Drivers: Forget about drawing straws or waiting for overpriced rideshares. We’re your personal designated drivers for the evening!
- Purse Power: We carry the big bags! We’ll happily stash your ID, five lip glosses, and that coat you’re too thrifty to check.
- Snack Supply: We’re like walking convenience stores! Whether it’s protein bars, cheese sticks, or chocolate, we have snacks on hand to keep everyone’s energy up. No one’s blood sugar is at risk with a pregnant gal around.
- Instant Glow-Up: Feeling self-conscious about your own figure? Stand next to us! Our extra weight in all the “fun” places makes you look effortlessly slimmer, more fun, and like you know how to handle birth control.
- Late Night Food Runs: We’ll make sure to drag you to the nearest diner for some greasy food after a night of fun. With our insatiable appetites, we need our third dinner before 2 AM, or else it turns into breakfast!
- Creepy Dancer Defense: If some guy is invading your personal space on the dance floor, give us the signal. With a straight face, we’ll whisper, “Didn’t we meet seven months ago?” while cradling our baby bump. Problem solved!
- Judgment-Free Zone: We’ll tell you exactly what you did last night without any judgment, since we were the ones squished into a maternity Spanx onesie at the bar, after all.
- Selfie Experts: Our selfie game is top-notch! Hand us your phone while we’re in the bathroom, and we’ll ensure you’re Instagram-ready with clear photos, flattering angles, and clever hashtags.
- Emergency Exit Strategy: If things get out of hand, we can fake contractions to get us out of sticky situations. A well-placed water spill can really heighten the urgency of our pretend labor!
There are plenty of perks to bringing your friendly neighborhood pregnant woman along for the night. Sure, we might be ready for bed earlier than you, but with a little Tums smoothie and a foot rub, we can easily stretch our night out by a couple of hours. Being pregnant isn’t always glamorous, but it shouldn’t mean missing out on social events. After all, we’re gearing up for a time when nights will be filled with diaper changes instead of dance floors. So, don’t forget to include us on the invite list; we want to enjoy every moment with you before we swap cocktails for baby bottles!
With love,
Your Friendly Pregnant Wingwoman
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Summary
Expecting mothers can be the ultimate wingwomen for a girls’ night out, offering designated driving, snack supplies, and even clever ways to handle unwanted attention. Their ability to provide a judgment-free zone and create Instagram-worthy moments makes them invaluable companions. So, include your pregnant friends in social outings and enjoy the fun before they dive into motherhood.