Ah, the school season is upon us! The sun is setting earlier, and the #backtoschool buzz is everywhere. It’s only fitting to approach this time with a sprinkle of wisdom. So, here are the Ten Commandments of Back-to-School to guide you through the chaos.
- Thou shalt not envy the $100 backpack. Your backpack will encounter all sorts of dirt and grime, so a sturdy $30 option is your best bet. Be grateful for it!
- Thou shalt complete thy summer assignments. While it may feel like a daunting task, it’s essential and worthwhile.
- Thou shalt respect thy parents. For they hold the power to grant or revoke all your electronic privileges.
- Thou shalt not deceive to curry favor. The wise ones of yore have shared that others, too, face challenges; you’re not alone in your struggles.
- Thou shalt rise early on that fateful day, filled with excitement. Prepare to use your talents to make the world a better place.
- Thou shalt not misuse thy teacher’s name. These dedicated individuals are here to help you realize your potential, so shower them with appreciation!
- Thou shalt consume thy lunch. Your days of endless snacks are over; make each meal count.
- Thou shalt present all required paperwork to thy guardians for signatures. These tasks may seem trivial, but ignoring them can lead to the wrath of the higher-ups.
- Thou shalt share Clorox wipes generously. Cleanliness is next to studentliness; we must banish all germs from our desks to avoid future calamities.
- Thou shalt endure. When the day feels endless and the homework piles up, power through. Remember, what doesn’t break you only makes you stronger.
With these guiding words, I send you forth into the school year! Embrace the journey ahead. And if you need further insights, check out this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination.
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In summary, these commandments are here to help you navigate the back-to-school transition with humor and grace. Embrace the challenges, cherish the moments, and remember that you’re not alone on this journey!